The Suckers’ Alliance!

[The main story is complete. Sending love~] [New novel Shut Up, You! launches in early October~] [Wacky little skits may appear in the author's notes.] Si Wuyuan never knew she was the world's biggest punching bag. She just thought she was unlucky, with dubious luck and a knack for dragging friends and family into trouble. Nothing ever went right, so she was better off staying home and lying flat. Luckily, her parents had left behind a legacy of good karma, so she could quietly laze around on her family's mountain. Then she started having dreams that revealed the fates of other hapless people. She couldn't see anyone in the dreams, but she could hear voices plotting one scheme after another. For example: “That woman gave my son another treasure today. I abused her son again, and he's almost completely ruined.” Or: “If Senior Brother finds out that the life-saving favor was a lie, and that we're the enemies who wiped out his clan, do you think he'll go mad?” And: “I'll marry your sister soon, but you're the one I love most. Wait until I've taken her primordial yin and advanced my cultivation, then I'll kill her!” And then: “The Holy Maiden has become the most beloved junior sister at Futu Mountain. Soon she'll secretly open the forbidden grounds and let us in!” “Will she be in danger? Will anyone suspect her?” “No! Just bring along that hapless unlucky fool.” Si Wuyuan: “...” Great. That hapless unlucky fool is me. The next day, the most beloved junior sister really did invite her to play in the back mountains. Si Wuyuan agreed, then immediately performed a spectacular pratfall on flat ground and lay there like a corpse for half a month. Half a month later, Si Wuyuan decided to seek out a few other hapless fools and form an alliance. After all, hapless fools should have plenty to talk about with one another. And so the future senior brother who would turn from righteous cultivator to demon and destroy the world, the witch who would kill her husband and sister on her wedding day, the second young master who would scheme against his own brother, get exposed, have his spiritual bones crippled, and eventually become the King of Ghost Fiends, and... the number-one unlucky fool who would break into the Holy Mountain's forbidden grounds, unleash the demon race, destroy the five supreme treasures that sealed the demons all by himself, and finally break down and kill himself, gathered together at last and founded their own sect. When hapless fools meet, they see red. The Hapless Mountain sect was officially established. Senior Brother Hapless: “Shall we get them?” Second Senior Sister Hapless: “Let's do it!” Third Junior Brother Hapless: “Leave no one alive?” Most Hapless Si Wuyuan: “Leave no one alive!!” And so the entire cultivation world trembled as the hapless fools fought back. *The Hapless Mountain sect's three rules: 1. Die before becoming a hapless fool! Whoever makes you suffer, make them die! 2. A good hapless fool never kills the innocent indiscriminately. 3. Don't get so caught up comparing misfortunes that you neglect your cultivation. Theme: Have the courage to fight back instead of accepting your fate.