The Demon Lord's Beloved Pet Keeps Dying

[Complete! Hahahaha!] My new novel, The Wronged Alliance, starts on May 2. Come check it out! The most legendary big shot in the True Spirit Realm, the Demon Venerable Mo Bu Xian, has a hobby everyone knows about: raising spirit pets. Unfortunately, the Venerable has countless rare treasures and abundant power, but seems to be naturally cursed when it comes to pets. Whatever he raises dies. Whether it was the thick-skinned Wildland Savage Bull, the Spirit-Hiding Magpie with its superb survival skills, or even the Heaven and Earth Spirit Tortoise that could live for ten thousand years without anyone looking after it, none of them survived a month in the Demon Venerable's care. The Demon Venerable's mood grew worse by the day. The entire True Spirit Realm trembled in fear. For the love and peace of the entire True Spirit Realm! Countless cultivators sprang into action, determined to present the Demon Venerable with a cute spirit pet tough enough to survive! However, the cultivators had nearly offered up every spirit pet and creature in the True Spirit Realm, yet still hadn't found a suitable one. They beat their chests and sighed, preparing to face the Demon Venerable's wrath. But just as all hope seemed lost, a great white goose suddenly fell from the sky and landed in front of the Demon Venerable! Everyone thought this common goose wouldn't last three days. It was neither beautiful nor powerful, and wasn't even worthy of being roasted! But to everyone's astonishment, it survived for one month and eight days!!! It outlived the top-tier rare beast, the Heaven and Earth Spirit Tortoise!! Though the big white goose died, a silly, adorable wolfdog soon fell from the sky next! The husky managed to hang on for two months!! After that, the Demon Venerable got a groundhog that only knew how to squeal. When the groundhog died, it was replaced by a Tibetan fox that only knew how to roll its eyes. All the foxes looked down on this one for its square face and tiny eyes, saying it was ugly, but the Demon Venerable adored it! Before long, its eye-rolls became the most fashionable and prestigious trend among the fox clan. Just when everyone thought the Eye-Rolling Fox Enchantress would be the Demon Venerable's one and only favorite, becoming the most beloved fox in the True Spirit Realm... The Demon Venerable's beloved pet died again. The Demon Venerable went on a killing spree, consumed by rage. Just as the Demon Venerable was about to destroy heaven and earth, a brilliantly colorful mantis shrimp appeared out of nowhere and smacked him flying with one claw. Everyone thought the shrimp was surely doomed! But in the end, the Demon Venerable ascended with the mantis shrimp. On the day of their ascension, the mantis shrimp suddenly transformed into an absolutely stunning beauty, leaving every cultivator stunned! So the Demon Empress, said to be hidden away in the Demon Venerable's palace, was actually a shrimp spirit?! Brain-Hole Zombie, 2021.2.10 ----Coming soon: The Sword God's Five-Colored Auspicious Cloud Ran Away Again! Please add it to your collection!---- A legend spread through the True Spirit Realm. They said that whoever could stand atop the five-colored auspicious clouds would become the next ascension champion. And so the clouds in the sky faced a devastating wave of capture. Cultivators would fly up to scoop down a cloud and step on it, or dye one by hand and refine it into a magic treasure. This left Si Zhuiyue thoroughly distressed. Having transmigrated as a spirit cloud, Si Zhuiyue had become the most dazzling cloud in the sky. In just one month, she had been chased and captured five times. The last time, she was nearly beaten until her soul scattered and she could no longer gather herself together. The spirit cloud had originally only wanted to drift through the sky each day and naturally ascend to immortality. Now she was absolutely furious. In her rage, she sought out the strongest Sword God in the True Spirit Realm and automatically contracted with him while he was meditating in cultivation. From then on, a cloud appeared atop the head of the True Spirit Realm's strongest ice-cold grouch. Sometimes the cloud arranged itself into the letters