Livestreaming Myths to the Immortals

[The neighboring novel, [Investiture of the Gods & Journey to the West] The Q&A Game Made Me a Patsy NPC, is currently updating. If you're passing by, don't miss it~] The teacher of a popular mythology course assigned Jing Chen a final project: Livestream mythological stories and gain 5,000 followers. Her videos need at least a thousand likes each day, or she'll fail the course. To grow her following, she wracks her brains every day, telling her livestream viewers mythological stories in witty, entertaining language. A glowing screen falls into the middle of Sect Master Tongtian's sanctuary. [Today, let's talk about how Investiture of the Gods is the tragic tale of poor Sect Master Tongtian losing all his fluffy friends.] Tongtian: What did I lose?! Daoist Duobao: I defected from the sect and joined the West?! Golden Spirit Holy Mother: I am the third-ranked member of the Jie Sect, and my true form is a phoenix. Who could kill me?! In the Moon Palace, [Today, let's talk about whether Chang'e in Journey to the West is the mistress of the Moon Palace, has to dance at the Flat Peach Banquet, and is officially paired with Hou Yi.] Chang'e: When did I get paired with Hou Yi?! Taiyin Star Lord Chang Xi: I'm not the mistress of the Moon Palace??? Jade Rabbit: Wait, wasn't I pounding medicine in the Moon Palace? Did I go down to become a princess? At the Heavenly Emperor's sanctuary, [Today, let's talk about the relationship between Chenxiang Rescues His Mother and Erlang Shen Splits the Mountain to Rescue His Mother.] The Jade Pool: Wasn't Haotian, like me, a servant of Hongjun? When did we become a couple? Haotian: When did I get a younger sister? Yaoji: Wasn't I just a palace maid? So the Heavenly Emperor and I have this kind of relationship? Yang Jian: Why is it being spread again that I'm the Heavenly Emperor's nephew? And how did my sister, the Third Holy Mother, end up having a child with an idiot? At the sanctuaries of the Seventh Princess and the Weaver Girl, [Today, let's talk about the relationship between The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl and Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies.] Seventh Princess: I'll descend to the mortal world in the future and fall in love with a mortal? Weaver Girl: I'll descend to the mortal world to bathe? Someone will steal my clothes? And I'll end up marrying the thief? At the sanctuary of Old Mother Lishan, [Today, let's talk about why Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen were able to become immortals in The Legend of the White Snake.] Old Mother Lishan: Why is my newly accepted disciple going to be enlightened by the West? Bai Suzhen: How could I, a demon, fall in love with someone who'd be my food? Inside the Dragon Palace of Dongting Lake, [Today, let's discuss whether the Dragon King's daughter, who marries twice in The Tale of Liu Yi, makes a better match the second time.] Dragon King of Dongting Lake: My youngest daughter marries a scumbag? And he even pulls out her dragon horns? Dragon King's Daughter: After marrying a wife-beater the first time, I end up marrying a mama's boy the second time? *Content warnings and reader's guide* [Highlight] 1. The mythological stories in this novel are all folk myths and classical literature derived from them. I'll do my best to research them. 2. The gods watching the livestream are from a fictional parallel world. It draws on many settings, including primordial chaos and mythology, but also contains a lot of original worldbuilding! 3. OOC warning: This applies to all the characters from the myths mentioned above, and the heroine's stories in her livestreams also reflect her subjective perspective. 4. This is a story written for fun. Don't compare or judge it by the standards of the real world. 5. No writing advice of any kind, please. Reasonable discussion of the plot is welcome! [Highlight] 6. There are countless great novels on Jinjiang. If this one isn't for you, try another. If you don't like it, let's part on good terms! [Don't pick fights. The author is sensitive and will delete comments if they go too far!] 7. Thanks as well to all you sweet readers for your support! [Related Mythology Spin-Offs Coming Soon] [Investiture of the Gods & Journey to the West] The Q&A Game Forced Me to Be a Patsy NPC, also known as The Game of Opposition Begins with Investiture of the Gods. A line that every rebel remembers by heart: Fighting heaven and earth is nothing compared to fighting the System. The fun never ends! A Look at China's Outstanding Women Throughout History: Fu Hao, Empress Lu, Ban Zhao, Deng Sui, Xian Ying, and Wu Zetian are stars shining brightly through the river of history. Their light cannot be hidden or extinguished! A Tycoon's System in Hand, Running Wild in the Primordial World!: A tycoon's System in the primordial world! Using money to defeat your enemies is the best! Random Powers, Attributes for a Day: As a college student with chuunibyou, Ranran gets a golden finger with attributes that expire after a day. [Completed Mythology Spin-Offs in the Author's Collection] Baby's Epic Adventures in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio: A little baby and Bai Suzhen ride the winds and waves through the world of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio! Guiding the Great Sage to Bring Down the Journey to the West from the Start: Bu Ting doesn't listen, it's like a tortoise reciting scripture! Theme: People can triumph over heaven.