Wanted Notice

1. The first time Ling Zhang saw Zhao Ming, the young man had a monkey perched on his shoulder and a stack of photos in his hands. He claimed to have found the hideout of three criminals on Class A wanted posters and demanded the reward. The people at the station had seen too many false reports and thought the kid was joking. But then Ling Zhang personally led a team and arrested all three Class A fugitives. Zhao Ming walked away with a reward of 300,000 yuan. 2. The second time Ling Zhang saw Zhao Ming, the monkey had moved from the young man's shoulder to his head. Man and monkey swept past him like a gale. In full view of the crowd, the young man slammed a brick into a passerby's head. After a chorus of screams, he turned to Ling Zhang, who had just arrived, and said, "That's Zhang Weidong." Zhang Weidong was the fugitive on the 500,000-yuan wanted poster they had issued ten days earlier. They had assumed he had already fled the province. 3. Ling Zhang never imagined that one day he would personally issue a wanted poster for Zhao Ming. Everyone said that dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, and a rat's son knows how to dig holes. Ling Zhang thought, to hell with what they said. Even if the person he loved was a rat's son, he was still the most formidable brocade-furred rat, brave enough to take on a vicious dragon. 4. Zhao Ming: I have a dream: (May every damn person who deserves to die just fucking die) crossed out, to fill my dad's cemetery with Simmons mattresses using reward money from wanted posters. I also have a dream: (to get into Ling Zhang's pants) crossed out, to be healthy. Theme: Do your part to keep society safe. Peace is everyone's responsibility.