(Upcoming novels: The Sickly Beauty Is Sucking My Yang Energy Again, My Exes Are All Over the Entertainment Industry. Please add them to your collection.)
Sheng Chaomu was famous at Peking University's School of Physical Education for being a total top. With broad shoulders, a slim waist, and boyfriend appeal off the charts, he made countless bottoms run headfirst into walls. His public stance was: "I'm straight. I hate gay people."
Recently, Sheng Chaomu started sharing an apartment with a beautiful roommate: Jiang Ci, the reserved and aloof campus heartthrob from the dance department.
By coincidence, Jiang Ci's friend had confessed to Sheng Chaomu on Jiang Ci's behalf not long ago.
To put a stop to his beautiful roommate's feelings, Sheng Chaomu decided to keep his distance.
When Jiang Ci got sick, he secretly brought him medicine.
When a guy harassed Jiang Ci, he quietly dealt with it.
When Jiang Ci's dance outfit was too revealing, he stayed up late secretly sewing it closed.
Gradually, rumors that he and Jiang Ci were together spread across Peking University's forums.
Even his best friend couldn't help asking, "Chaomu, I heard you turned gay?"
Sheng Chaomu looked guilty. "I didn't! I haven't! Don't make things up!!!"
To escape the people who kept pursuing him, Jiang Ci specifically chose to share an apartment with someone. His roommate was none other than Sheng Chaomu, the dream top his friend had enthusiastically confessed to, only to be rejected.
Unexpectedly, the person he met that day turned out to be his new roommate.
Jiang Ci wasn't interested in turning straight men gay, and planned to get along peacefully.
Until his roommate caught him at a mixer.
Possessive desire burned in Sheng Chaomu's eyes, and Jiang Ci instinctively tried to run.
A strong arm circled him and pulled him into an embrace.
Sheng Chaomu leaned close, his voice low. "Didn't you say you liked me? Why are you running?"
[The gorgeous bottom who doesn't know he's flirting] X [The athlete top who turns himself gay]
My Exes Are All Over the Entertainment Industry:
Shen Zhishi was famous in the entertainment industry as a useless pretty face. He had nothing but his good looks. He sang off-key, acted awkwardly, and the only thing he could boast about was his roster of famous exes.
Recently, he was invited to take part in a dating show called Falling in Love.
Observant netizens noticed that Shen Zhishi wasn't the only one on the show. His incredibly impressive exes were there too: a music superstar, a famous director, and a top-tier star.
Netizens:
"They might as well rename the show Shen Zhishi and His Ex-Husbands."
"Wouldn't 'The Playful Casanova and His Unlucky Ex-Boyfriends' be more appropriate?"
"Question: Is there a man on this show Shen Zhishi hasn't dated?"
In response, fans of Best Actor Lu said, "There is! My idol, Lu Yan, could never get seduced by Shen Zhishi."
Before filming, his agent had also earnestly warned him, "Don't date Shen Zhishi. He'll become a stain on your career."
Best Actor Lu scoffed. "I'm not interested in someone who takes relationships so lightly."
The show aired.
The audience's attitude changed completely.
"Aaaah, who wouldn't be dazzled by a gorgeous wife?"
"Hngh, after seeing Zhizhi's stunning face when he got up, I wish I had an extra limb so I could fight those jerks for him."
"Mom, he smiled at me! He's flirting with me!"
"When ignorant, we slandered Teacher Shen. When mature, we understood Teacher Shen. Now we're wise, we follow Teacher Shen. Join the Shen Sect!!"
Even the aloof Best Actor Lu Yan, who his fans thought had no interest in men, casually sipped his drink with a smile as he invited someone on a date. "Shen Zhishi, a boyfriend is more fun when he's new. Don't you think?"
Shen Zhishi smiled brilliantly. "You're right."
A crowd of ex-boyfriends who hadn't given up yet blocked the doorway. "???"
[Everyone else loves my pretty shell. Only you love my barren soul.]
The Sickly Beauty Is Sucking My Yang Energy Again:
Everyone knew that Pei Huaizhi had taken in a frail beauty who was aloof and delicate. The other's face was pale, his body cold, and he would cough and faint from time to time. Pei Huaizhi, however, treated him like a precious treasure.
After they got together, all sorts of supernatural events began occurring around Pei Huaizhi.
A business partner died mysteriously. Food vanished from the house. Strange noises came at night...
Then he met a wandering Taoist priest.
The man said Pei Huaizhi was surrounded by ghostly energy, and clearly someone had borrowed his yang energy.
Pei Huaizhi gave a cold laugh. "Superstitious nonsense!"
That very night, Pei Huaizhi saw it on the security camera.
His usually helpless little canary was holding a talisman in one hand and a spirit banner in the other, vomiting blood as he tore ghosts apart with his bare hands.
Pei Huaizhi: "..."
When his good friend heard about it, he rushed over to talk him out of it. "Give it up. He doesn't like you at all. He just wants to suck your yang energy."
Pei Huaizhi: "Nonsense! Then why doesn't he suck anyone else's yang energy? He only sucks mine. He still likes me."
His friends: "…"
Hopelessly lovesick. There's no saving him.
[Image source: Bishui. Thanks for the gift.]
Theme: Communicating well is the only way to avoid misunderstandings.
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