The Cyber Buddha Cultivator Is Me

It's not scary to transmigrate and become a little monk in a temple. What's scary is that this world really does have cultivation. That's not even the scariest part. The scariest part is that Xu Xu doesn't believe in Buddhism at all.

He can't follow the usual path of cultivating Buddhist techniques to become a Buddhist cultivator, and he can't take the other path of attaining Buddhahood through merit either.

Because he has absolutely no merit.

Until he discovers that the app he made for fun, a wooden-fish app, came along with him.

What kind of changes could a cyber wooden fish bring to the cultivation world?

Xu Xu: What's this? A wooden fish? Let's tap it.

Merit +1

Merit +1

Merit +1

From then on, Xu Xu becomes a cyber Buddhist cultivator. While others pray to Buddha with devotion, he taps his electronic wooden fish. While others work hard to master cultivation techniques, he keeps tapping his electronic wooden fish.

Xu Xu: My motto is: [Tap an electronic wooden fish, cultivate cyber merit]

Other people's natal treasures are all related to Buddhism. His is a computer. Once he starts developing the technology tree, the entire cultivation world is shaken.

Xu Xu: Want to try shared magic treasures?

Cultivators: ? You can share those?

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Not one of the senior or junior monks at the temple thinks he can ascend. How could someone with such poor aptitude and no affinity for Buddhism possibly ascend? It would be difficult enough for him to achieve anything in cultivation.

But reality gives everyone a resounding slap in the face. Xu Xu not only ascends, but attains Buddhahood through merit.

He creates the first large-scale local area network in the cultivation world, then builds a brand-new internet, and finally becomes the first Internet Buddha.

What's more, Xu Xu becomes the only cultivator in nearly a hundred years to successfully ascend.

His fellow monks: ? Is something wrong here?

You call this Buddhist cultivation?

PS: This is the blurb for now. I may revise it later.

Theme: Life isn't giving up, it's a state of confidence