So You’re the Hound’s Strongest?

[Dropped. Read at your own risk]

Shendu Linyuan is a spectacular presence wherever he goes.

On his first day joining the Hounds, he stole his household registration document from home and went to court to change his name.

"Fukuchi Yuan sounds awful. It doesn't show off my noble aura. I'm going to be called Shendu Linyuan: Shendu the people, and Linyuan the criminals!"

Tachihara holds back the furious Fukuchi. "Captain, let it go."

On his first mission with the Hounds, he poured boiling water on the money tree in a certain five-story building until it died, and shaved a calico cat he happened to pass on the way.

Tachihara holds back the furious Teruko. "Vice Captain, let it go."

On his Nth day with the Hounds, he dyes Tachihara's hair in rainbow colors and gives him a big perm while he's still asleep after surgery.

"Going undercover in a way that makes you blend in is too low-level. Do this instead: be flamboyant. No one will ever think you're undercover."

Tetchou holds back the furious Tachihara. "Let's get Mr. Tetchou and beat him up together."

Tetchou, eating the wasabi-avocado jelly Shendu Linyuan made: Why are we beating up A-Yuan?

Tetchou smiles. "The two of us will beat him up together."

*

Though he's a handful, he brings plenty of life to the Hounds, and nobody can imagine that Shendu Linyuan is an undercover agent planted in the Hounds by the enemy.

Decay of the Angel, Emperor, Shendu Linyuan.

When the Hounds learn the truth, their reactions are:

Fukuchi, solemnly: This old man will bring back his wayward son and give you all an explanation.

Miss Teruko, gritting her teeth: I'm going to turn that little brat into a potted plant.

Tachihara, silent: There are only six of us, and they still managed to sneak in an undercover agent.

Tetchou, quipping: ...Emperor. That's exactly the kind of codename he'd choose.

Tetchou turns to leave: I'm going to bring him back.

*

The Decay of the Angel group chat.

Kamui: @Emperor, why were you exposed?

Kamui: What's with that codename?

"Group owner 'Kamui' changed 'Emperor's' nickname to 'Craftsman'"

Craftsman: ???

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"Craftsman changed his nickname to 'Emperor'"

"'Emperor' was removed from the group chat by administrator 'Demon'"

1. Pairing with Tetchou.

2. Happy ending, absolutely has to be a happy ending! Sweet story, with everyday life interspersed with plot. Super sweet, and a straight-as-a-rod (??) man (man as in gender) pursuing his wife.

3. Undercover elements. Fukuchi's adopted son. The protagonist is a full-blown nutcase, and things are mostly just inexplicable. He makes trouble for his dad and picks fights with his teammates. His supernatural ability and smarts are both top-notch, and he's a tech geek.

4. Primarily Bungo Stray Dogs, with characters from Detective Conan, Charlotte, Danganronpa, Demon Slayer, Hunter x Hunter, and Haikyu!! as well. Only characters are crossed over, not the settings. Even if you haven't read or watched them, you can still enjoy this.

5. Every unreasonable detail is a plot point. Since this is a long story, the pacing will be slow, and the story will be revealed little by little. The early chapters lean toward lighthearted daily life.

Theme: Believe in miracles