You Came from the Dark Continent

[Mud-Brick House Blurb, Will Revise]

Ping Yuyue was driven out of the Dark Continent like a dog, and he refuses to accept it.

One day, he will go back and grind those damn ants into meatballs to eat.

But first, he needs to gather enough energy. Ping Yuyue sniffs the delicious aromas drifting in from every direction as his stomach rumbles.

But he is a polite citizen of the Dark Continent. He has to get permission before eating anything.

Ping Yuyue sets his sights on a plate of chocolate desserts, then tosses onto it a genetic clone extracted from a meal he once devoured.

Killua (picking her up) (giving her a shake) (delighted): Three-Mao had puppies!

Kikyo: Killua, Three-Mao is a male dog, and this is a human girl.

Killua (defiant and refusing to listen): I'm keeping her!

And so, his secret identity, Cecilia, becomes the pet of the Zoldyck family's third son, and starts living the sweet life, eating desserts every day.

To make sure he can control the Dark Continent, Ping Yuyue also sends Cecilia's twin brother, Dis, back to the ants' territory as a pet, so he can infiltrate them.

Secret identity Dis: ...Main body, you might want to know that Chimera Ants who haven't eaten humans don't have human traits.

Ping Yuyue: Don't care.

He spots a bowl of apple pie and tinkers together another secret identity to send over and win it over.

His secret identity, Li Shanmei, turns around and applies to be an elevator attendant at Heaven's Arena. Whenever she has nothing to do, she tells fortunes for the apple pie: Hisoka? Xi Zhu is the White Tiger, and the White Tiger belongs to Metal. You belong to Fire, and Fire overcomes Metal. Your fate is full of hardship. I recommend changing your name to Li Jinshui.

Watching Li Shanmei and the apple pie she'd set out to win tumble around together, Ping Yuyue decides success is just around the corner. He turns around and sends his most capable secret identity, Bai Lando, to the Hunter Exam to do a little cleaning and pick up some side dishes.

Bai Lando adjusts his gold-rimmed glasses and says calmly: Main body, I'm a medical doctor, not a cleaner. Then he turns around and joins the Phantom Troupe, full of fragrant desserts.

Ping Yuyue (rubbing his stomach): I'm full, but it's still not enough.

He spots a green roasted chicken and successfully follows it by claiming to be its uncle. How hard could it be to help find its dad?

1. The nonhuman main body has these secret identities: the little girl Cecilia, her frail twin brother Dis who can't take care of himself, the lazy occultist girl Li Shanmei (Li Taiping), and Bai Lando, a refined but vulgar medical scoundrel who still smells good.

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