Lord of the Mysteries, Care for a Bite?

This is a story about two transmigrators comforting each other in a foreign land. Also known as Is It a Problem to Look for a Happy Ending in a Lovecraftian World?, I Won a Cat Over with My Cooking, and What's It Like to Find Out Your Crush Is the King of Secret Identities? * “Planter” or “Savant”? Lace, hailing from a food-loving empire, says, how is that even a choice? Of course she'll choose “Planter,” which can grow rice! Life without rice is incomplete! Lace eventually settles down at the port and opens a Chinese restaurant. There, she meets a dangerous, mad adventurer who treats pirates like ATMs. Lace: “Hey, buddy, want some fish with pickled cabbage? White rice on the house!” Klein, wearing Gehrman's face: “...” Lace (calm on the outside, terrified on the inside): Oh crap, that's that lunatic Gehrman! Klein (cold on the outside, stunned on the inside): Holy crap, a fellow countryman! And she can cook! * Once they know each other better Lace: Just how many secret identities do you have? Klein: Hmm? Quite a few, I guess. The occult detective Sherlock Moriarty, the mad adventurer Gehrman Sparrow, the charming tycoon Dwayne Dantès, the wandering Magician Merlin Hermes, and the ancient, mysterious deity “The Fool.” Oh, and one identity that's not really a secret identity: Klein Moretti, a Nighthawk of the Church of Evernight in Tingen. Lace: ...Were you an award-winning actor in your past life? * A self-indulgent labor of love, written while the inspiration lasts. Lord of the Mysteries is amazing! It's already finished, so go read it! I promise it's heartwarming, healing, and uplifting! All glory to Cuttlefish. All OOC is on me. The original is long, so I've forgotten some details. There are plenty of fanon changes and alterations. Theme: Under the silver moon of our homeland, we keep each other company, drinking, eating, and complaining