This Isn't a Virtual Game?

[Main Story Complete] Bonus chapters released at random Gu Chaonian was obsessed with melodramatic novels while he was in school. After graduation, he became an overworked office drone, stuck in the 996 grind. One day, he saw a beta test for a full-dive game. To relieve his work stress, he brought a game pod home that very day, hoping to rediscover his old self, whose mind had been full of dirty thoughts. He climbed into the pod. Before launching the game, he had to configure his settings. The process was remarkably user-friendly. -- Would you like to experience pure love or melodrama? Melodrama! Of course I want melodrama! -- How many men would you like? -- I'm playing a game, so obviously the more the merrier. It's not like I'll die from too much sex. He cranked the melodrama setting all the way up! Cranked the love-triangle chaos all the way up! Then he happily entered the game. What Gu Chaonian didn't know was that the moment he started the game, he had really transmigrated into it. He treated everyone else like NPCs and let loose without a care in the world. -- Faced with a villain's forced love Player Gu Chaonian: Harder! What, did you not get enough to eat? -- Faced with a tall, athletic college student's taunts Player Gu Chaonian: You don't want people to find out you're a webcam model on the side, do you? Put on some fishnets for me, thanks. -- Faced with being called a kept man Player Gu Chaonian: Working while playing a game? I'll live off men, so what? Jealous? He accidentally won over five, six, seven, eight characters. Okay, ten: a brooding villain, a cool and aloof older brother, an athletic webcam model... When all the characters showed up at his door at once, he calmly took a sip of cola. Don't panic. This is nothing. After having his fun, he prepared to leave the game. Wait! Where's my exit button? This seems to be the real world :) [Highlight] 1v1. The top is Gu Chenye. The top and bottom are not related by blood or law. Note: Also known as I'm Going to Take on Ten, Wait, No, I Crashed After Transmigrating Into a Melodramatic Game. Pre-release novel: Ordinary Person, But With Five Accounts. Please add it to your collection: One day, he transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes a good-for-nothing with no spiritual roots. You choose: 1. Die 2. Make an alt account Yu Bai chooses to make an alt account. The System gives him four alternate identities, just like how Jinjiang lets you have only four alt accounts. For his first alt, he chooses the Sword Sect. Who hasn't dreamed of flying on a sword while cultivating? But the poverty of sword cultivators shocks him. Looking at his alt, so poor he might have to sell his pants, he chooses to join the Hehuan Sect with his second alt. There are far too many flirtatious beauties in the Hehuan Sect, so he climbs Mount Kongtong overnight with his third account to cultivate the path of emotionlessness. He hadn't actually planned to open a fourth account, but his main account is frail and on the verge of death, so he joins the ghost cultivators as a precaution. He's quite satisfied with this arrangement. His main account stays quietly at home and never makes enemies. Even when a dog bites him, he'll reward it with a couple of biscuits. But people get lonely too, and whenever he misses home, all five accounts gather under one roof. -- The cultivation world has enjoyed an unusually peaceful spell lately. The Sword Venerable, Demon Venerable, Master of the Path of Emotionlessness, and Ghost King are all in love, and the world is so safe that people leave their doors unlocked and don't bother picking up things they drop. Until they turn around and learn that the people they love have all gone into the same room. Five people! They haven't come out for five days and five nights! The four of them are furious. He walks out of the room, and just as a great battle is about to break out, rain from the sky drifts onto his face and protects him. Oh, right. He forgot to mention that his main account writes novels on the spirit-net, and the person who gave him the top tip is the Heavenly Dao. Note: 1. The secret identities have no independent consciousness. One person switches between five identities. 2. They won't all enter relationships at the same time. Haven't checked out my completed novels? Choose Me for Marriage, I'm Super Obedient [Esports]: Flirty-talking streamer bottom x actual pro-gamer top The Whole World Wants Us to Get Back Together: Fox-spirit movie star top x popular bottom who thinks he's a robot After Dating a Rich Heir Online, I Became Famous: A guide to long-distance online dating After Secretly Marrying My Idol, I Somehow Became Famous: You know the kind of feel-good entertainment-industry story Message: Live positively and cherish life.