After the Fishing-Line Slacker Flopped on a Variety Show

[Main Story Complete!!!] Coming Soon: The Romance Show's Most Loveless King, Heartbeat Score: Perfect Which One of You Is My Big Brother? Lin Xianyu was a natural flirt and didn't even know it. After dying, he transmigrated into the hated male cannon-fodder character of a showbiz novel. Worse than the original owner's acting, which was as lifeless as wilted vegetables, or his dancing, which was as stiff as a coma patient's, was the fact that: The original owner had built his marketing strategy around dragging down his rivals, picking fights with whoever was popular, and leeching off their fame. Of his 150,000 followers, 180,000 were haters, and there were 30 days every month when they told him to get out of showbiz. Now he was on a variety show with his rivals, the people he had dragged down, and the people he'd used to piggyback on their fame, along with his pitiful, helpless self. Lin Xianyu: "Let's just destroy the world already." A laid-back person has a laid-back soul. Laid-back people are a cut above the rest. So His rival, who got a luxurious king-size room, waggled his eyebrows at him. "Want to sleep in a luxurious king-size bed?" Lin Xianyu lowered his head shyly, his cheeks faintly red. "Yes, yes, yes. I also want to roll around on it." His hater scolded him: "Shameless! You want to sleep with my idol! You even want to sleep with him!" The other man suddenly understood, blushed, and ran off. At a charity auction, the person Lin Xianyu had dragged down sneered at his merchandise. "This plush toy isn't even as well-crafted as you." His haters egged him on: "Good one!" Lin Xianyu immediately lay down in a shipping box, small and delicate, with red lips and white teeth, looking utterly lovable. "You're right. I can't afford to keep myself anymore, so I'm selling myself. Five hundred a day." The person he'd dragged down: ...Help, I kind of want him. His haters: "Dammit, can he be shipped to my house for free?" After one round of the variety show, Lin Xianyu became a huge star! His rival, the person he'd dragged down, and the person he'd used for publicity clutched their chests. "Help, he loves me so much. He can't live without me!" At the same time, a trending topic featuring Lin Xianyu's name appeared. Apparently, it was a romance reveal. His rival: "I'll come clean." The person he'd dragged down: "It's me." The person he'd used for publicity: "It's real, got it?" His haters: "???" Are you guys having a team-building exercise? Actor Luo Yunzhi had been in the industry for years. He was discreet and aloof, without even a single rumored partner. His fans had long been warning him to watch out for Lin Xianyu shamelessly clinging to him to promote a couple pairing. Luo Yunzhi nodded. "I'll be careful." After Lin Xianyu became a huge star, a hater came to interview Luo Yunzhi and asked how he felt about Lin Xianyu's sudden fame. Luo Yunzhi massaged his temples, looking impatient. "I'm not exactly happy about it." His haters were overjoyed and immediately pushed a hashtag to the top of the trending list. #Actor Luo publicly declares he doesn't like Lin Xianyu!!!# Right after that, another topic took the top spot, and Weibo crashed. Luo Yunzhi: "Too many people like my husband." [Marriage Certificate] @Lin Xianyu His haters: "???" #So you didn't like the fake couple pairing, and decided to get married instead, right? (smiling boy face)# Couple pairing: naturally flirtatious, lazy, salty-fish recipient * cold actor who develops an obsessive love, pursuer (Luo Yunzhi) P.S. 1: Multiple people have one-sided crushes on the recipient, a beloved-by-all character. P.S. 2: I don't follow celebrities, stan anyone, or participate in any fandoms. This story is entirely fictional and based on no real people, so please don't connect it to real life. P.S. 3: A lighthearted, silly, cheerful, fluffy story. The recipient does not cross-dress. The cover was a gift from a friend. Coming Soon The Romance Show's Most Loveless King, Heartbeat Score: Perfect This is the toughest romance show around. The male contestants include, but aren't limited to: An obsessive CEO, a deranged actor, a neurotic top-tier star, a scumbag civilian... It's an all-star lineup, and their combined number of single years is greater than the number of years all the grandpas in the room have lived. The last guest contestant arrived at the Heartbeat House and was scared to tears. When the guest tried to hint that they wanted a gift, the men all responded with things like "Why not just swipe your card?", "Don't you have your own card?", and "Pay with Huabei in a second," perfectly illustrating the question: "How can men not find a partner? There must be a reason, right?" Other variety shows: Sparks of love. This show: Love's cremation. The next guest contestant hadn't even arrived, and the internet had already written off the show. Viewers: "How tragic. All these kings of singledom have perfectly steady heartbeats, like the dead." Then, the very next second, Luo Jiao pushed open the door to the Heartbeat House. Beep, ↑↑ Someone's heart was beating off the charts. A lot of people's hearts were beating off the charts. · Luo Jiao had transmigrated into a book a year ago. He'd studied hard that whole year, shut out all distractions, and made it all the way through a master's and doctorate. Luo Jiao had nothing to do with showbiz, but the show's producers offered too much money, and his research project was short on funding. Luo Jiao: "I'll do my time and leave. Perfect plan." Flirt all you want, I'll stay single by nature. The Heartbeat House task card: "How to confess to someone you like." The scene he'd imagined, with a shy contestant confessing their feelings, never happened. A certain blunt idiot took the card and went to ask the fearsome Mr. A. "Excuse me, how do you confess to someone you like?" The fearsome Mr. A replied, "Just ask me directly. I'll know when the time's right to take the bait." Luo Jiao: His pupils shook. What... is he talking about? Viewers cried out: "Aahhh, That heartbeat signal is at 100 percent!" #Help, he's a beloved-by-all character!# #Please, I love beloved-by-all characters!# Coming Soon 2: The Socially Anxious Guy Transmigrates into a Rich Family's Stepdad Dog-Blood Novel [Variety Show] When Su Zhaoyang was nineteen, he learned that he was only the fake young master of a wealthy family. Jealous of the real young master, Chen Yunfeng, he opposed him at every turn, only to be sent back to his family and die a miserable death. Only after he died did he learn that he was nothing more than the universally hated villain in a novel. Desperate to gain even a scrap of love, he was reborn and started walking on eggshells, trying to change his fate. · He tried to be a well-behaved, obedient younger brother. Chen Yunfeng always liked to bite him, so he would look up at him with tearful eyes and hoarsely say, "It hurts," never noticing the dark look in the other's eyes. At night, when Chen Yunfeng couldn't sleep, Su Zhaoyang would be his body pillow. Day and night. Su Zhaoyang clumsily used his body to tempt him, and kept him by his side with "love." Under Chen Yunfeng's pressure, his grades also rose to the top of his class. Just when Su Zhaoyang thought he had finally managed to survive, Chen Yunfeng took the initiative and suggested "sending him home." Su Zhaoyang glared at Chen Yunfeng with resentment. But Chen Yunfeng, who had always clung to him relentlessly, now had nothing but icy coldness in his eyes. · Su Zhaoyang ran away from home. In this vast city, he had nowhere to go. So he touched his bright red lips and kissed the first person to find him. There is no abyss in this world. He is the abyss. The first person to find him was his sworn enemy. His usually stern face could barely conceal his restraint as he lowered his head and kissed Su Zhaoyang's fingertips. "Come back with me." The second person to find him was the one who had bullied him. That arrogant face was now marked by a chaotic, frantic panic. "Zhaoyang, I was wrong. Come with me!" The third person to find him was Chen Yunfeng. Elegant and gentle, with blood-red eyes, he stared at the pack of wolves like a rabid dog. "Which one of your big brothers are you going with?!" Anyone will do, Su Zhaoyang thought. · Later on, Su Zhaoyang felt around beside him. With a rather slow brain, he thought: Which one of my big brothers is this again? Theme: Accept your imperfect self