Please add my next book, What Bad Intentions Could a Little Mermaid Possibly Have?, to your reading list. Mwah~
1. Top-tier star Qi Xianyu transmigrates into a dog-blood danmei novel as its vicious villain. The moment he opens his eyes, he sees the cool and aloof, abstinent heartthrob male lead staring at him with bloodshot eyes after being drugged by his “own” hand. At the male lead's feet lies a pinhole camera he crushed, which the original owner planned to use to record their “wild night.”
Qi Xianyu hurriedly says, “...Wait, don't come any closer! I've seen the error of my ways! You can't force a melon to be sweet! Can we all get along from now on?”
Lu Yunmo gives a cold laugh. “Heh.”
2. To avoid getting written off as cannon fodder by the plot, Qi Xianyu does everything he can to hide his relationship with the original male lead, Lu Yunmo, a hugely popular award-winning actor. He plans to hang on until their contractual marriage expires, then take the money and leave. Whenever they're out, he pretends they're strangers. The moment a “love rival” from the story catches on, he clears things up: “We're really just employer and employee, with no feelings involved. We'll get divorced as soon as the contract expires! Don't worry!”
The award-winning actor's agent / top-tier idol / music superstar / Golden Prize-winning director / genius cinematographer: Hm? Is he hinting that I still have a chance? Getting restless.jpg
Lu Yunmo: ...I feel about a billion shades of green.
Bonus Scene
One night, Lu Yunmo suddenly knocks on Qi Xianyu's door, holding a camcorder.
Qi Xianyu: ...What are you doing?
Lu Yunmo: Doing what you wanted to do to me in the first place.
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CP: Heartthrob, laid-back bottom Qi Xianyu x original male lead and award-winning actor, top Lu Yunmo
[Reader's Guide]
1. One-on-one, pure wish fulfillment
2. No need to tell me if you drop the book. Please don't give me writing advice.
3. The main story is complete.
Coming Next
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After finally saving enough points in the world of reincarnation, big shot You Xinghai decides to find a world where he can retire and enjoy his golden years. He tells the System what he wants: a new identity that is young, healthy, wealthy, long-lived, and prestigious, in a world with advanced technology and a comfortable environment.
System: No problem!
When You Xinghai wakes up again, he discovers that he has become a mermaid egg on the main planet of the Molan Star System, and that he's about to be given to His Majesty Samuel as a [pet]. Molan is a highly advanced planet, and mermaids are precious and rare, protected and adored by all of humanity.
The System proudly puffs out its chest. “Host, aren't I amazing? Your new identity perfectly matches every requirement!”
You Xinghai: ...System, I thank your entire family :)
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To escape his status as a pet and regain his freedom, You Xinghai causes trouble every day, hoping to get abandoned.
Meanwhile, the people who hear that His Majesty has a mermaid pray for him every day. Though everyone loves mermaids, they're still worried that their cruel, bloodthirsty emperor might have unusual tastes and harm the poor mermaid.
At last, during a live broadcast on the Star Network, they get to see the little mermaid in His Majesty's home.
The little mermaid has silver hair and is so adorable it could make your nose bleed. Yet with the most innocent expression, he pulls out His Majesty's golden hair, dirties his battle uniform, orders him to serve tea and water, and even makes him massage his little feet...
Everyone breaks into a cold sweat, afraid His Majesty will toss the little mermaid into a pot to boil the very next second.
To their surprise, on screen, His Majesty bends down without the slightest hesitation and carefully massages a tiny, pale foot.
The people: !!!
...Wait, his little feet???
[Bonus Scene]
You Xinghai doesn't know that mermaids are also called sea kings. Once they reach adulthood, they use their heavenly voices to capture their “prey,” and almost never fail.
One night, You Xinghai suddenly feels his body heating up and can't help singing. The next second...
A splash sounds behind him, and the cold, handsome man leaps into the pool and embraces him tightly...
After a night of passion.
His Majesty: From now on, you are my empress.
You Xinghai: ? Are you kidding? It was just an accident.
His Majesty: ?
You Xinghai: Forget about it. (smoke.jpg)
His Majesty grabs him and gives a cold laugh. “Heh? Forget about it? Even if fish only have seven seconds of memory, I'll make sure you remember this every moment!”
You Xinghai: !!!???
Theme: Whether life is going well or badly, never forget your original aspirations. Be brave and work toward your dreams!
At the end, I felt that Xiang's brother would be with Rui Tianwang
Rui made me laugh so hard hahahahahahahaha "A story sadder than sadness" hahahahahahaha
Rui made me laugh so hard hahahahahahahaha "A story sadder than sadness" hahahahahahahahaha
"A story sadder than sad"
I can smell the sour smell through the screen
One chapter is locked and I can't order all of it. Huh?
So in the end, the elder brother thought that his younger brother was a goose, goose, goose, goose, absolutely
My account was hacked and I was forced to buy the full text. I have no idea what kind of article it is. Because I have seen studios hacking accounts before to buy articles to make them popular. I hope it's not someone or a crazy fan who buys the popularity or click-through rate for the author. The public's eyes are bright. The author you love writes well and will shine sooner or later. I also remind all my friends to pay attention to account security.
My account was hacked and I was forced to buy this full text. I hope it's not some studio that some people are looking for to gain popularity or some scam. By the way, please pay attention to the security of your own accounts!
I seem to like the pair of CPs, Senior Brothers, more?