The Spoiled Darling Got Snatched Away and Cried Again Today, Part 1

Li Yu: Beauty score 100, luck score -90. A total walking disaster.++

Li Yu: Is there still a chance to save me?++

System: It's not impossible, but only if everyone in the worlds turns stupid.

Li Yu: ... ++

Later, everyone in the worlds went stupid one by one whenever they saw Li Yu.+

1. [Western World]

Li Yu is a new servant and has no idea what happened at this centuries-old manor.

He works hard, but at some point the young master starts carrying him around. The butler fastens his buttons for him. The "young lady" feeds him honey water.

System: Did you come here to be a princess?

Them: Damn it, don't call my wife that.

2. [Republic-Era Haunted House]++

In a daze, Li Yu plays the bride in the haunted house simulation, and lets them coax him into wearing a bridal qipao.

A rich man puts on his shoes, the young master gives him medicine, and the "heiress" insists on practicing an intimate scene with him.

System: Ahhh, what are you doing? He's cannon fodder, not a little emperor, okay?

Them: You scared Xiao Yu! Shut up.

3. [Corpse Hanging in a Desolate Village]

Li Yu is a delicate beauty with a sensitive constitution and poor health.

The hiking team leader carries him up the mountain. On the way down, a handsome Taoist brother soothes him, and even his meals are fed to him by a beautiful younger brother.++

System: Stop! What are you spoiling him into?

Them: Mind your own business. (Glare)

4. [Secrets of the Naga]

A desiccated, human-faced, snake-bodied specimen arrives at the museum, looking almost exactly like Li Yu.

One day the naga disappears, and everyone tells Li Yu, "Lie back down, good boy."

Li Yu wants to say it wasn't him. But the curator kisses his hand, the archaeologist takes his measurements for clothes, and under the sweet talk of the handsome boss who funds the museum, Li Yu climbs back into the original coffin.

System: Did you come here for infinite-flow horror, or to shoot a romance idol drama?

Them: (Staring) (Eyes glinting with menace)

Li Yu: qwq But something feels off.

Later, the whole thing went completely off the rails.

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