Ascend to Immortality After Collecting Eight Crematoriums

After Lin Guantong was killed by her master to prove his Dao, she was bound to a master-disciple angst romance System.

The System said the heroine of the angst novel had gone on strike from all the suffering, so Lin Guantong would take over her scenes of being tormented.

"You just need to go through things like having your heart cut out, your spiritual root dug out, and being pierced by countless swords, then die to make the male lead realize, 'Oh, it turns out he loves the heroine.' After that, he'll start chasing his wife to the crematorium. The heroine of the angst novel will show up herself for the sweet scenes afterward, where he chases and she runs."

"In return, collect eight crematoriums and you'll ascend."

In other words, die eight times = ascend.

A good deal. Lin Guantong accepted on the spot.

She diligently collected seven crematoriums. Then the System sent her back to the world where she'd been killed to prove the Dao, and she reunited with her master.

Her master had developed an obsession because of her, and now had a substitute by his side who looked seventy percent like her.

Lin Guantong turned and took the hand of... her peerlessly elegant junior grand-uncle.

Eyes bloodshot, her master began chasing his wife to the crematorium. He thought that if he turned back to her, she'd soften and forgive everything.

But he didn't know her heart was colder than someone who'd spent ten years cutting fish at a supermarket. Everything he did only helped her collect the eighth crematorium.

She asked the man who had always stayed by her side, "Want to watch the fireworks?"

All eight crematoriums lit up at once. With a "boom," she ascended amid dazzling light.

Junior grand-uncle Jiang Mijie: "...Am I just a tool?"

System: "Uh, that's a tough one to judge."

A heroine with the motto "If I'm going to suffer, your whole family will suffer too" x a male lead with the motto "If I can't be happy, then nobody gets to be happy"

1. The master chases his wife to the crematorium but never wins her back. The male lead comes out on top later.

2. The male lead has a secret identity. At first, he seems beautiful, powerful, and tragic.

3. There is a System, but it's not a traditional System. Its secrets are revealed later.

4. Important: this is a silly comedy!

Theme: Don't let the snare of love blind you. Always be yourself and pursue your own goals.