After Ascending to Immortality, I Helped a Tyrant CEO Out of Poverty

Bai Xiu is a goofy CEO who strictly follows the rules of the domineering CEO playbook.

The poor, stubborn little white flower who likes talking back to him is exactly the destined heroine he's supposed to have.

They break up midway through the story? No problem. That's just part of the domineering CEO and his runaway sweetheart's script.

When they meet again, Bai Xiu sees his ex-girlfriend picking through the trash.

Excellent. She's still as poor as ever.

CEO Bai puts on the shabby clothes he traded for his expensive suit with a passerby, then flashes a sinister, confident smile. I've gone this far for you, so aren't you moved enough to run into my arms and beg to get back together?

Sheng Chu, director of the Immortal Realm's Poverty Relief Office on Earth, says: Buddy, I think you've got a few things mixed up. Wake up ==

She got the dream life: she stayed poor all the way through college, only for her dad to tell her that he was actually the God of Wealth and she was an incredibly rich second-generation immortal.

Seeing how poor he was, she silently pulled out her black card, gave him a car and a house, invested in him, and began helping the former domineering CEO out of poverty.

When Bai Xiu finally learns the truth, the goofy CEO says: I'm sorry. You're so rich, we should break up. I like poor girls.

Sheng Chu: Heh.

A goofy, sweet little story~

Incredibly rich second-generation immortal Sheng Chu VS Bai Xiu, a goofy CEO who strictly follows the rules of the domineering CEO playbook

A quick warning: The male lead isn't pretending to be poor. For the female lead, he pulls one ridiculous stunt after another until he genuinely makes himself poor. But tragically, she doesn't believe him~

Coming soon: The Tragic Romance Heroine Doesn't Care for Love, She Just Wants to Eat

Look at how red the blood is in all those tragic romance novels.

Pu Hua: Got it.

Nobody says the heroine has to be the one who suffers in a tragic romance. Making the hero suffer counts too. The important part is the blood, and how red it is.

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After suddenly transmigrating into the heroine of an old-school melodramatic tragic romance, Pu Hua wants no part of it at first. There are plenty of ways to get a happy ending. You'd have to be crazy to go looking for misery. Faced with a future of utterly horrific physical and emotional torment, she hugs her "fragile" self. "I'll just... eat."

Later, she discovers that tragic romances are pretty fun, especially when you give people a taste of their own medicine. If you don't know how to torment someone, you can learn on the spot. Slapping them is just the basics, and you can even use a knife to carve out their heart in the shape of someone who loves you. Hmm, satisfying and perfect with a meal.

Pu Hua, who has no interest in love and always has a knife in hand, wreaks havoc across one tragic romance world after another. She manages to live like the heroine of a feel-good story, rising to the top of the food chain. Check!

It's just that one little knife-fetching fanboy gives her a bit of a headache. "I heard the head of the Immortal Palm Sect found out you'd dumped that scumbag and immediately sent his most prized disciple, carrying the sect's treasure, to propose to you. He even said that if you wouldn't marry him, he'd join your family instead. If he couldn't be your husband, he'd settle for being your concubine. Either way, he was determined to stay. Sister Pu, you're amazing."

It's only natural for everyone to flock to the strong. Pu Hua thinks she understands perfectly and pats him on the shoulder. "Don't worry. You'll always be my number one underling!"

A transmigrated old immortal with a maxed-out account, online to torment scumbags~ The male lead is the knife-fetching fanboy who adores the heroine.

Theme: The wise rely on themselves for everything; the foolish rely on others