After Binding to a System That Says I'll Die Before Three Episodes, the System Went Crazy

Three-Episode Survival System: "Do this, then this, and then you can die. I've planned everything perfectly, Host. Just follow the steps."

The Witch Shen Yin, inexplicably bound to the System, stares blankly. "Are you sure?"

Hah. She's descended from a world-famous witch who once helped a mermaid become human. Anyone who dares talk to her like that never survives three episodes.

1. The Reborn General Is Mighty and Imposing: Why be a princess consort? Isn't guarding the frontier and living freely much better? (Complete and fully drafted)

2. The Black Lotus Gets the White Lotus Script by Mistake: Insulting the heavens, the earth, and every idiot in between (Drafting)

3. The Brash Second Female Lead Snatches the Male Lead: Ugh, trash. Next! (Not yet drafted)

4. Your White Moonlight Is Frail and Wounded: Liar! Give me back my youth! (Undecided)

A silly story, where everyone seems to be living in the wrong genre~

There is one male lead, and only one.

Under the female lead's loving guidance, the System will transform into a little magical fairy: Three-Episode Survivor → Supporting Female Character → Second Female Lead → White Moonlight → Female Lead → Guess what^-^

Thanks to my fairy Jings for making the cover~ Mwah!

New book: A Little Bit of Tortured Love, Get It? [Book Transmigration]

Ruohua, an immortal lady at the pinnacle of combat power in the Immortal Realm, is bound by a foolish young man claiming to be a System and dragged into a world of tragic romance.

"Host, will you follow the original story's tragic romance, or turn the tables and become the heroine of a satisfying revenge story?"

Ruohua slaps him backhanded. "Do you love me?"

The young man: "What the hell..."

Ruohua spreads her hands. "You know how to curse back after I slap you. So how could you possibly have a tragic romance after having your heart cut out, being tortured, and getting the cold shoulder? Are you even normal?"

As a perfectly normal immortal, Ruohua doesn't understand. So when the tragic-romance hero demands to know why she won't give her heart to save the supporting female character, she tells him, "If you want to save her so badly, give her your own heart!"

Afraid it'll hurt? No problem, she'll cut it out for you.

When the supporting female character puts on a show of her tea-serving act in front of the hero, Ruohua praises her: "You're such a good actress. What a waste not to perform in a circus!"

Don't want to go? Come on, she'll tie you up and take you herself.

After a series of outrageous maneuvers, the original male lead, the supporting female character, and everyone else tremble whenever they see her. Ruohua gives the foolish System a heartfelt lecture: "A little bit of tortured love. A little. Less. Understand?"

But later, the original male lead chases after her, begging to get back together, while the supporting female character and the others flock to her in adoration. They all say they love her. Ruohua thinks it over and draws her forty-meter blade. They're acting so strangely. She must not have tortured them hard enough!

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Years later, someone asks Ruohua why she was willing to follow the foolish System into the tragic-romance world back then. Had she foreseen that love would bloom for her there?

Ruohua pulls out a cookbook she's treasured for years and shakes her head. "Because I saw that the cultivators in that world didn't eat meat."

She had to teach them about the power of meat, and let them experience the deliciousness of braised pork and the aroma of sweet and sour ribs.

And the soul-stirring flavor of crayfish.

A fully leveled, transmigrated immortal lady, being silly and taking down scumbags~ The male lead is a devoted junior who hands the female lead her knives.

Both leads transmigrate into books. Silly story~

Theme: Women should be strong.