Who Doesn't Have a Few Mines at Home?

Fake Vampire: Cool, Beautiful Heroine X Real Taoist Master: Doomed-to-Be-Single Hero

(The heroine was raised by a vampire duke and his family, and thinks she is a vampire too.)

Not horror, just silly and lighthearted~

Bai Er is a vampire. She faints at the sight of blood, has no fangs, and gets hungry. She's the weakest of the blood clan, but she wants to be a good vampire.

But her Duke Dad kicked her out of the house.

Huo Yuran is a Taoist master. He can catch ghosts, draw talismans, and read faces. He's a once-in-a-century genius in his family, but he doesn't want to be a Taoist master.

So he ran away from home.

Forced by circumstances, the two of them ended up scavenging for trash.

A mineral water bottle gleaming in the sunlight caught both their eyes at once.

It was a fateful meeting. They gazed at each other.

One was cool and beautiful, the other refined and handsome, both with an air of elegance.

Think it was love at first sight? Ha, how naive.

Bai Er/Huo Yuran: I saw that bottle first!

Their first impression of each other was unforgettable. But later, after Huo Yuran inherited his dad's family business, he modestly mentioned that his family owned a mine, and Bai Er pulled out ten black cards. "Who doesn't have a few mines in the family?"

She even had a castle.

Thanks to Duke Dad for kicking her out, but not taking back her property, including her castle.

A note for readers: For now, updates are scheduled for noon every day, except Saturdays~ If something comes up and I can't update, I'll leave a notice in the blurb ==

First, here's my previous completed novel: "Let's Break Up. I'm Going Home to Farm"

It's graduation season, when couples break up.

Chu Wei is going home to inherit a fortune worth billions,

while Le Xin is going home to inherit... billions of acres of farmland?

Chu Wei: Why won't you come home with me and become a rich young mistress?

Le Xin: Why won't you come home with me... um, and farm?

Le Xin dragged her suitcase through the gate of her family's courtyard. The gate closed by itself behind her.

Her black hair instantly grew long, reaching the ground.

Her jeans and T-shirt turned into a light, breezy, pale-green dress.

The voices of all the spirits for a hundred miles around rang out together:

"Welcome home, Earth God!"

Next, here's my upcoming novel:

"If I Drive an Excavator, Will You Still Love Me?"

When they were young, fearless and unselfconscious, Lin Wei, a poor student who couldn't get into an undergraduate college, dared to tell Yan Ci, the provincial science-topper, "I'll drive an excavator and support you..."

Yan Ci, composed and self-possessed, was enrolled in an integrated bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program at one of the country's top medical universities. He didn't take her seriously, watching coldly as the girl who had promised to support him sent him love letters for only half a year before disappearing without a trace.

Yan Ci could never figure out why. He brooded over it for years, gave up a brilliant future, ignored his advisor's pleas, and returned to Xuli City, where Lin Wei lived.

Then he ran into Lin Wei while she was on a blind date with someone else.

Her date said, "You're poorly educated, have a lousy job and a terrible temper, and you're not young anymore. Other than your pretty face, if you miss out on me, who else would be blind enough to want you?"

Yan Ci pulled over a chair and sat down. Looking at her date, he said calmly, "I'm blind."

Lin Wei: "Hey, handsome, want to date? I'm insanely good at driving an excavator~"

The hand that was used to holding a scalpel pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses. A faintly amused smile curved Yan Ci's handsome face.

He wanted to date her.

But Yan Ci didn't know that Lin Wei was no longer the passionate girl who would risk getting badly hurt for love. Now, all she wanted was to make money, lots of money, so she could buy and eat whatever she wanted. Even if she couldn't be with the person she loved, she could immediately book a flight to a beautiful beach on the other side of the world, cry while putting on the best eye masks, and console herself over her lost love by looking at all kinds of pleasing abs.

Yan Ci: "..."

"After Binding the System That Says I Won't Survive Three Episodes, the System Goes Crazy"

System: "Do this, then that, and then you can die. I've arranged everything perfectly, Host. Just go through the motions."

The witch who was inexplicably bound to it wore an innocent, thoughtful expression. "Are you sure?"

As a descendant of the world-famous witch who once helped a mermaid become human, was she only allowed to survive three episodes? No way!

As for the hero,

The foolish System: "The Host won't survive three episodes. Why would she need a hero?"

Hero: "I'm wicked, wild, cocky, cool, and domineering, but I live in... episode four?"

That can't be right. A hero like that doesn't make the cut.

The hero who shouldn't have appeared showed up at the kindergarten and held out his hand to the little witch. His handsome face softened into a warm smile. "Want your big brother to take you to buy candy?"

The little witch expressionlessly slapped away the hero's hand, which was as eager as a human trafficker's, and gave him a disdainful look.

Hero: "..."

Later,

The System that said she wouldn't survive three episodes went crazy: "Please, you two big shots, can't you do things by the book?!"

And another recommendation: the ongoing novel by the great Shen Yun, "(Quick Transmigration) A Drama Queen Conquers Three Thousand Worlds"

The System bound itself to its Host, Liu Li, and began the newbie mission.

It said, "Host, your newbie mission is a simple campus story. Good luck!"

In the blink of an eye, Liu Li was facing immortals with magical arts flying everywhere. She gave a faintly amused smile and said, "Are you sure this is a campus story?"

The System burst into tears. "Miss, I'm sorry! It's my first mission, and I sent you to the wrong world. This is a hell-difficulty mission. What do we do? People are going to die... No, the System is going to die!"

Liu Li had no choice but to roll up her sleeves and get to work.

Later, the System munched on a huge melon and said smugly, "No matter how diligent a System is, it can't compare to having a big-shot Host... Miss Liu Li, wait for me to cling to your coattails!"

First World: The Younger Sister Who Refused to Be a Substitute Bride

Second World: The Years I Was a White Lotus

Third World: Why Did I Become the Marshal's Ninth Concubine?

Fourth World: A Begonia Overwhelms a Pear Blossom

The Begonia Overwhelms a Pear Blossom series:

One day, the System said, "Big shot, I've followed you for three lifetimes and never seen you use a beauty trap. Do you not know how?"

Liu Li tossed her hair and said, "Just watch. I'll show you."

The System raised a hand like a panicked Kangxi and said, "Stop! Please spare this old man. This man is old enough to be your father, and you still have the nerve to kiss him? You're truly out of your mind."

Liu Li raised an eyebrow. "What did you say?"

The System said meekly, "I didn't say anything..."

"Bind Me to the System That Says I Won't Survive Three Episodes, and the System Goes Crazy"

A foolish System: "The Host won't survive three episodes. Why would she need a hero?"

Hero: "I'm wicked, wild, cocky, cool, and domineering, but I live in... episode four?"

Impossible. A hero like that doesn't qualify.

A hero who shouldn't have appeared showed up at the kindergarten and held out his hand to the little witch. His handsome face wore a gentle smile. "Want your big brother to take you to buy candy?"

The little witch expressionlessly swatted away the hero's hand, which was as eager as a child trafficker's, and gave him a disdainful look.

Hero: "..."

Later,

The System that said she wouldn't survive three episodes went crazy: "Please, you two big shots, can't you follow common sense?!"

And one more recommendation: the ongoing novel by the great Shen Yun,

"(Quick Transmigration) A Drama Queen Conquers Three Thousand Worlds"

The System bound itself to Liu Li as its Host and started the beginner mission.

It said, "Host, the beginner mission is a simple campus story. Do your best!"

In the blink of an eye, Liu Li found herself facing immortals flinging magic around. With a faintly amused smile, she said, "Are you sure this is a campus story?"

The System cried. "Miss, I'm sorry! This is my first mission, and I sent you to the wrong world. This mission is hellishly difficult. What should we do? Someone's going to die... No, the System's going to die!"

Liu Li had no choice but to roll up her sleeves and get to it.

Later, the System sat there chomping on a huge melon and bragged, "No matter how diligent a System is, it can't compare to having a big-shot Host... Miss Liu Li, wait for me to cling to your coattails!"

First World: The Younger Sister Who Refused to Be a Substitute Bride

Second World: The Years I Was a White Lotus

Third World: Why Did I Become the Marshal's Ninth Concubine?

Fourth World: A Begonia Overwhelms a Pear Blossom

The Begonia Overwhelms a Pear Blossom series:

One day, the System said, "Big shot, I've followed you for three lifetimes, but I've never seen you use a beauty trap. Do you not know how?"

Liu Li twirled a lock of hair. "Wait and see. I'll show you."

The System raised a hand like a panicked Kangxi and said, "Stop! Please spare an old man. This man is old enough to be your father, and you still have the nerve to make a move on him? You really are out of your mind."

Liu Li raised an eyebrow. "What did you say?"

The System said timidly, "I didn't say anything..."

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