My First Sword After Ascending: Slay My Beloved

Just after Yu Ling ascends to immortality, she's told, "The first sword you swing after ascending must be used to slay your true love."

She gives her honest opinion: "That's... way too scummy!"

Who knew the immortal realm would be like this? But then again, as someone who cultivates the Heartless Dao, where would she get a true love?

To slay her "true love," the Immortal Matchmaker sends her back three hundred years, to the day her golden core was ripped out and her sword bones were extracted.

Her senior brother's blade drips with blood as he points it at her. "Junior Sister Yu, you hurt our junior sister, so you should pay for it. Give her your golden core and sword bones, and I'll still protect you afterward."

Her fiance has blood on his fingers as he scolds her coldly. "Yu'er, our junior sister is innocent. You shouldn't have deliberately ruined her cultivation. What goes around comes around. A gentleman keeps his word. I'll still marry you."

After their long separation, Yu Ling is moved to tears.

Could they be talking about those two? They're clearly her enemies!

Who would pass up the chance to kill their enemies a second time?

She wouldn't. Hehe.

Later, the Immortal Matchmaker waits and waits in the immortal realm, but Yu Ling never returns. He goes down to the cultivation world to find her, only to see her with an arm around the waist of a sickly, beautiful man, stroking his fair chin as they whisper intimately together.

The man being teased blushes and glances in his direction. The look he gives the Immortal Matchmaker sends a chill down his spine. It's actually...

A calm, slightly unhinged, martial-arts-powered hunter of prey, silly heroine VS a frail, beautiful little white flower, scheming and jealous, sweet on the outside but dark within, male lead

Next upcoming novel: "I've Got a Billion Scummy Exes"

Jiang Zhi has a senior brother who grew up with her as her childhood sweetheart. At their Daoist partnership ceremony, he runs her through the heart with his sword to prove his Dao.

Later, Jiang Zhi finds a blood-soaked young man at the foot of a cliff. She saves him, and after spending day and night together, they fall for each other. On their wedding day, he stabs her in the chest with a dagger, then leaves with the girl who loves him. He has a terrible blood feud to avenge, and that girl can get him into a cultivation sect.

Jiang Zhi refuses to give up. She accepts a confession from the leader of the cultivation sects. She waits and waits, but he never marries her. One night, amid thunder and lightning, he coldly strangles Jiang Zhi with a white silk sash. By marrying his master's daughter, he can inherit the sect leader's position. His junior sister is jealous, so Jiang Zhi has to die to keep her quiet.

Professional doormat Jiang Zhi: "..."

She keeps being a lovestruck fool, giving everything to one scummy man after another, only to be killed by them again and again.

But after her scummy exes achieve fame and success, they all remember how good she was, regret what they did, and come back to find her.

Huh?

Jiang Zhi taps her slender, pale fingers in frustration. "There are a lot of you, but as long as we all live well together, that's what matters..."

As soon as she finishes speaking, the thunder of tribulation begins.

Jiang Zhi is delighted. "I've finally accumulated enough romantic tribulations!"

That day, the sky fills with rosy light, and Jiang Zhi successfully ascends to immortality.

Jiang Zhi is a modern-day office drone who transmigrates into the cultivation world. Born with a naturally heartless Daoist core, she can't love just one person to overcome her romantic tribulation, so she has to take a shortcut and build up the numbers.

So she's not a lovestruck fool at all. She only wants to focus on her career. Since she's here, why not ascend to immortality too?!

Never mind whether the process breaks her heart. What office drone would fall for a capitalist? From a worker's perspective, she can rack up enough romantic tribulations with her scummy exes, and every one of them is incredibly handsome. Plus, the work environment is super nice!

But there's one thing: her scummy exes are all using each other, so don't put on a show of deep devotion and make things gross. Otherwise, she'll report you for workplace sexual harassment.

This is an inspiring (silly) tale about a modern office drone who transmigrates into the cultivation world, has a billion scummy exes, successfully ascends to immortality, and ends up happily ever after with her loyal puppy of a sidekick.

Theme: Stand on your own two feet and take charge of your life