I Stole Geto's Job

[Complete. Please leave a high rating (puppy eyes). My completed work, Fushiguro's Wife Wants a Divorce. Upcoming works: Geto's Bookshelf, [Dream of the Red Chamber] Lotus Illuminates the Palace, [Crossovers] The King's Nightingale, My Bodyguard Claims to Be the Strongest Sorcerer, [Dream of the Red Chamber] When Golden Wind Meets Jade Dew, and My Princess Is Actually the Strongest. Pick whichever you like. Blurbs are at the very end. Please support the official release to ensure a quality reading experience!] Vird Doman Ludwig The seventy-third cardinal of the Radiant Church. From a novice priest at a small chapel on the border front to the archbishop in charge of the Tribunal, he made the journey in just twenty years. Even on the day he was buried in the Abyss, Vird never broke the oath he had once sworn beneath the throne of God. And yet... Just as the words carved into the history books cannot always be trusted, the bottom of the river of time holds dark, hidden sands. The real Archbishop Ludwig was more vivid, more straightforward, more human and full of life... "So why on earth did you get into religion at such a young age?" "At first, it was to get one free loaf of bread every day." The slender boy with silver hair and blue eyes, dressed in a pure white robe, replied gently. "Later, I realized how satisfying it felt to pat everyone on the head and say, 'I forgive you.'" A top student and Curse Spirit Manipulator, he likes things clean, tidy, and orderly, and hates anything unexpected that escapes his control. But his life is full of unexpected events. He unexpectedly joined the technical college, unexpectedly met a troublesome cat of a best friend, and unexpectedly caught a religious leader with delusions of grandeur. When he first met Vird, the other man was sitting high and mighty on his family's sofa. His parents were offering up his favorite snacks with reverence and serving tea respectfully. That little bastard with the saintly face was wearing one of his old shirts. He elegantly extended his pale, slender right hand, adorned with an enormous signet ring. "What a rare and precious soul. I permit you to serve at my side, my child." Geto: ... Overprotective father Geto x bewitching, sweet-on-the-outside-black-on-the-inside archbishop A little creepy and scary, sweet with a hint of spice. Dig in without worry. [Please read the content warnings in the author's notes for the first three chapters!] [I take copyright protection seriously and have authorized a professional litigation firm to represent me in enforcing my copyright. Those who pirate my work should consider the legal trouble they may bring upon themselves.] Completed works: * Fushiguro's Wife Wants a Divorce As the widow of the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant, once she lost her husband's protection, Gojo Kiyosada became a delicate flower ripe for the picking, unable to fight back. "Tsk, you ungrateful little brat. Which would you rather be, a young master of the Gojo family or Mrs. Fushiguro, hmm?" The fragile rose hidden deep within the Gojo estate was the dark, unspeakable secret in the hearts of the strongest sorcerers. Upcoming works in my collection, coming soon: * Geto's Bookshelf After inheriting an estate from a distant relative, Geto finds a mysterious girl with enormous wings in the basement. Her name is Sariel. "I am a library containing 99,999 books of forbidden fate, a treasure trove holding the wisdom of the Sage King. I am the great demon known as the 'Fallen Reading Princess.'" After reciting her chuuni lines, Sariel closes the book and looks smugly at the two who have turned to stone. Her enormous wings flutter behind her as she stands tall and declares, "If you don't want to die young..." "Then hurry up and offer tribute and fine wine, new servants!" Geto, who has just been spoiled that he'll die at twenty-seven at the hands of his best friend: ... Gojo, being treated as a servant for the first time in his life: ... * [Dream of the Red Chamber] Lotus Illuminates the Palace A lotus spirit fails her tribulation and transmigrates into the body of a noblewoman about to enter the imperial selection. Her spiritual energy is depleted, and she desperately needs a tonic. "He'er, don't worry. Your mother's family are descendants of the Rong family. Though they're a collateral branch, they're still close relatives, and Old Lady Shi is as kind as can be. She even wrote to tell me that when you arrive in the capital, you can rest easy and prepare for the selection." Her kind and considerate stepmother takes her hand and offers her earnest advice, then can't wait to pack her off on the boat to the capital. Su He, utterly stunned: ...Oh, wow. So I've transmigrated into Dream of the Red Chamber! At this point, Lin Daiyu has just entered the Jia household, Yuanchun is still a lady-in-waiting to Consort Zhen, and the lofty emperor is fighting for survival between his father and the powerful noble families. And she is about to enter the turbulent, mysterious depths of the imperial palace and begin the third chapter of her life. Two-faced, ruthless, wicked emperor x black-hearted little monster with her head full of imperial aura * [Dream of the Red Chamber] When Golden Wind Meets Jade Dew On the second day of their marriage, Sui Fang and Chu Yue both transmigrate. In this bizarre world of the Rongguo Mansion, Lin Ruhai, the fairy Jing Huan, and all manner of demons and spirits, one becomes a Lin family orphan, abandoned by her father and unloved by her mother, while the other becomes Prince Zhongshun, who wants nothing to do with women. Separated for eleven years, he searches half the land for her, until at last they meet beneath the same moonlit sky. Both are virgins. Face-slapping, scum-punishing, domestic power struggles, and sweet romance. * My Bodyguard Claims to Be the Strongest Sorcerer The strongest, struggling to make a living in a cyberpunk world without cursed energy, x a wealthy young woman forced to take in two of the strongest after finding them. "Hah, I'm the head of the Gojo family, with ten billion in pocket money!" "Stop bragging and go help Geto get his disability certificate. You can get an extra two hundred credits in benefits every month." "...I don't want to use those monkey-made prosthetic limbs." "Oh? Then when are you paying back the rent you owe the monkeys?" The girl coldly waves the IOU and, without changing expression, kicks the two tall, long-legged sorcerers who dare not protest out of her house. * [Crossovers] The King's Nightingale She is a bird bound by an oath in the Gojo estate; she is the most beautiful treasure in Uruk's royal treasury; she is a thorny rose who stirs hearts in Asgard; she is a prisoner loved by a god in the castle keep... She is the little songbird who belongs only to the king. A collection of obsessive, unhinged powerhouses x a beautiful canary who wields her looks like a weapon. * My Princess Is Actually the Strongest The divine child of the Gojo family has a little secret. Ever since he picked up that mirror, he has dreamed of transmigrating to a fairy-tale world every night. There, he is a princess. Narlalai is a newly adult dragon. She decides to capture a princess to prove how strong she is. She catches the princess, gets beaten black and blue by her, and the princess runs away. What a humiliating disgrace! (Roars and breathes fire) The strongest, shameless princess Satoru x a ditzy dragon girl * Please head to my collection to add these to your favorites! Theme: Fight against fate. Every beautiful thing will ultimately be worth the wait.