After Raising a Nonhuman Girlfriend, I Ran Away with Her Baby

[Otherworldly beast × hot-blooded teacher, cat-and-rabbit romance, click to read about husband-material Gojo raising kids. The title is a pun.] During the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons, Geto faced his former best friend and was just about to deliver his last words when a strange girl with rabbit ears calmly walked past, carrying a familiar-looking arm in her mouth. Before he could figure out why it looked so damn familiar, he heard a Jujutsu High student raise their voice in alarm: “Gojo-sensei, a girl just carried off Geto’s arm!” “Wait! She ate a Cursed Spirit, too!” “Rika, she took a bite out of Rika!” “Gojo-sensei!” Gojo-sensei, being yelled at like his life depended on it: “...” Geto, realizing that it was his own arm: “...” Then Shoko called him. Apparently, the Zenin clan’s biggest idiot had insulted a little girl, who nearly bit his head off. He was now on the brink of death, and they were calling her in. She didn’t really want to save him, so she asked whether it would be illegal if she didn’t go. Then the higher-ups called. Geto’s death sentence had been commuted to life imprisonment, and now they wanted him to go kill a red-eyed rabbit. She’d chewed her way through two-thirds of the higher-ups, and you needed to take a number just to get Shoko to see her. After taking two calls in a row, Gojo hung up, thought for a moment, then smiled. “Happy April Fools’ Day, Geto.” Geto: “...Don’t pretend you didn’t hear them. Didn’t you hear how urgent this is?” * Little Rabbit was wondering what to do with the arm in front of her. There weren’t any careless prey around yet, but then a white-haired prey fell from the sky, grabbed her by the collar, and roughly pried open her mouth. His voice was casual and flippant. “Caught you... Seriously? You can even eat Cursed Spirits.” “Okay, I’ve never seen one like you. I’m keeping you.” Little Rabbit: “...” She couldn’t even bite him, and now she was trapped with prey she hated, unable to see her family. She grew more and more irritable, and then breeding season arrived. Looking at the white-haired man lounging lazily on the sofa, she cupped her face, twitched her ears, and slowly put on a sweet, adorable smile. A year later in Shibuya, Gojo was trapped. The mastermind behind it all was grinning triumphantly when, in the next instant, a group appeared in the distance. Some had black hair, some had white hair, all had rabbit ears, and some had red eyes while others had blue. They wore expensive nightgowns and clutched adorable stuffed toys as they stood among the high-rises and ruins, their eerie eyes fixed coldly on him. Their eyes told him they were [Six Eyes], Six Eyes that should never have existed. He fell into a strange silence, then turned to look at Gojo. “You’re really something.” The white-haired man modestly replied, “You flatter me. I am the strongest, after all.” * How to raise an otherworldly rabbit? 1. Quiet during the day, active at night. Gojo watched the black-haired, red-eyed rabbit carefully write down everyone’s name, scent, and dorm room during the day, then sharpen her claws and hum as she went out at night. He stopped her without mercy. “...Is that a Death Note? Confiscated.” So, in the middle of the night, his Infinity had a corner bitten off. He got up in silence, his face covered in blood. 2. Timid and easily startled, not suitable for outings. Gojo: “You can’t eat this. You can’t eat any of them. Seriously, does anyone know what she’s thinking?” He offered a fortune to hire a rabbit expert. The gentle, quiet girl smiled faintly and bared her fangs. The expert left in the middle of the night, carrying a train on his shoulders. 3. Likes to chew things. Chews on the house, chews on Cursed Spirits, chews on the Six Eyes, chews on Domains. Gojo thoughtfully rubbed his stomach. “You must be hungry. You’ll eat anything.” 4. Short pregnancies, large litters on average. “...I was forced into it? It’s just a rabbit, how could it... What? She’s pregnant?” After acquiring enough offspring to form a soccer team, he was accused by the jujutsu world of having too many children. After a long silence, he went to the hospital. Vasectomy: acquired. At first: How can people know what a rabbit is thinking? Later: She loves me so much she wants to eat me! [Love is the most twisted curse.] The strongest Six Eyes, who once said those words, now had to teach a monster who knew nothing of love what love was. “I love you, but I want to eat you even more.” “That’s fine.” The strongest sorcerer grabbed the rabbit, who had learned to love and was about to go try something new with someone else, and said with a smile, “Appetite and lust can coexist. Chewing my flesh, draining my blood, becoming one with me: those are things only I get to do.” 1. The heroine is an otherworldly beast with no human sense of morality or shame. CP: 275. 2. A silly, lighthearted, unconventional romantic comedy with a horror bent. The characterization includes lots of original interpretations, and the story borrows elements from various manga and anime. The arcs feature all kinds of Japanese horror films. You don’t need to have seen them to enjoy the story. The synopsis overlaps with parts of the story. Theme: Life offers many possible answers. Live without fear.