A Crossover Story That Won't Go Easy on College Students

[Volumes complete] "Coming soon: If a Bungou Stray Dog Sorcerer Were in the Hunter World. Next book." Nobody is unlucky forever, except people born in the 2000s. Nobody is exceptionally unlucky forever, except Qi Yue Bai. As a baby, there was some shady-brand formula by his pillow. In elementary school, his pockets were full of snacks fried in gutter oil. In middle school, he got frozen meals and washed his hair with cold water. In college, he spent two and a half years stuck at an old campus like he was serving time in prison. He'd been counting on graduation and campus recruitment to finally get some fresh air and freedom, but just as he was about to make it, he died. Qi Yue Bai: [Bleep, ] Luckily, when you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up. Qi Yue Bai caught the transmigration craze and became a high school student at Teitan High School. This time around, he was determined to take back everything that belonged to him! Like a diploma from a top school! A job offer from a major company! But there are always countless obstacles on the protagonist's road to success. Like the fragile bandage-wearing guy who has eight hundred schemes for every sentence. Like the long-haired white-haired man who suddenly showed up and called him Blue Label Whiskey. Like the panda and the masked boy who came charging at him, shouting about bonds, friendship, and exorcising special-grade cursed spirits. Qi Yue Bai realized that if he didn't deal with these people, he'd never be able to study in peace. If he didn't teach them a lesson, they'd never learn that messing with a college student was like messing with a cotton ball, right? Domain Expansion * Gin had originally come to invite (?) the new tech talent the organization needed to join up, but for some reason, he suddenly started thinking: The organization is so big. One more person won't make much difference, and neither will one less, right? So he gave up. "Vodka, see that cafe?" "Are you saying it's the perfect place for a bombing, Big Brother?" "No, cancel the mission. Go buy me a cappuccino. No sugar, no milk, no foam." He never missed a thing, never did a lick of actual work. His main goal was simply to keep someone company. Suguru Geto had originally come to collect a newly manifested special-grade cursed spirit, but for some reason, he suddenly started thinking: What did it matter to him whether the world was ruled by sorcerers or non-sorcerers? So he gave up. "Nanako, Mimiko, the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons is canceled." "Lord Geto, are you planning to fake them out and catch the sorcerers off guard?!" "No, school is about to start. If I don't get your enrollment papers sorted out now, it'll be too late." He's not exactly law-abiding. Mostly, he's just too broke and too lazy to go through with it. Dazai had planned to stage a game of "guess if I guessed that you predicted my prediction" at the Mackerel Fortress, but then his two fake besties suddenly started telling the truth. Shibusawa: Dazai, actually, I wanted to stab you in the back. Fyodor: Shibusawa, actually, I wanted to wait until you'd stabbed Dazai in the back, then stab you in the back. Dazai: ...6 Sincerity is the ultimate killer move. A certain Russian white-haired man raised his hand: Question. How do I stay completely unharmed like you, even when the black market's bounty board is piled a mile high? Qi Yue Bai smiled: Study hard like me, go to college, and become a college student. Deadly, but hard to kill. The world's already in such a mess, so we might as well drink it while it's hot. 1. Bungou Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Detective Conan 2. The blurb takes place later in the story. Lots of jokes, no ill intent, and a little bit of people reading too much into things. 3. Plot-focused, romance comes later. The pairing is Nikolai Gogol, with a romance that leans toward home invasion. 4. The protagonist is unlucky and grows over time. This isn't a power fantasy where he dominates the world. 5. Includes characters acting dumb and out of character, with some lovestruck, socially anxious, laid-back, and chuuni behavior. The protagonist's technique is the reason. Please don't read if that bothers you. Coming soon: Mr. Mori's Happy Life "My Nen Ability Is a Ten-Pull for Bungou Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen" "[Crossover] Damn, My Cosplay Card Is Fluffy" Coming soon: "They Say I'm Yokohama's Central Sun" by Akutagawa Asahina Yota was cursed. So he wished that everyone could feel genuine happiness. The first person Asahina Yota met was a frail child with black eyes so dark and deep they seemed bottomless, and hair tips that drooped like a lop-eared rabbit's. He was called the Rabid Dog That Doesn't Bark, the Child Without Feelings. The second was a gloomy boy who seemed sick of everything. The third was a young detective who felt frightened and confused by everything around him. The fourth was an innocent White Tiger boy. The fifth was... * Akutagawa had gained a companion. He loved the strange-shaped houses on Raishou Street. He loved the tall golden wall that divided the human world from hell when the setting sun shone upon it. He loved the oddly shaped scraps of discarded metal in the garbage heaps. And he loved Akutagawa, ragged, malnourished, and homeless. He accepted Akutagawa's bewilderment, understood his inability to express himself, and soothed his confusion and uncertainty. He was gentle and sincere, warm and cheerful, and thoughtful. He was like a sun hiding behind thin clouds, one that would never scorch anyone. He said: Akutagawa is a wonderful big brother. He said: Yota loves Akutagawa the most. No one knew that, at that moment, Akutagawa's heart was pounding like a drum. Because Yota had come for him. Until one day, Akutagawa discovered that Yota sang that same lullaby to every child. Not just him! Akutagawa had thought Asahina Yota was a little sun that belonged only to him, but his light shone on everyone he could see. He loved every flower, every sunrise and sunset. What he loved was everything in the world. Then Akutagawa could only use Rashomon to forcibly pull him into his arms, until Yota cried and said, "But Akutagawa is different." * Little skit: Asahina Yota: Who told you I was the central sun? Akutagawa: Mr. Dazai. He said there should be a you hanging in the sky. Asahina Yota: He's still holding a grudge because I didn't buy him canned crab meat three years ago! But I missed it because I had to help Mr. Ranpo make sweets. I even made it up to him afterward by asking Fyodor to get me the finest Russian king crab and making crab hot pot. Chuuya can vouch for me. Akutagawa: :) If his memory wasn't failing him, hadn't Asahina Yota been with him all these years? When had he found time to warm so many people's hearts? 1. The protagonist is a naturally gentle little sun, a kind boy, and not a player. 2. Gentle but with backbone. He's not indecisive and has a clear, firm set of principles. 3. Mainly Bungou Stray Dogs, with Jujutsu Kaisen as background. 4. Includes young Akutagawa. 5. He genuinely plays around only with Akutagawa. With everyone else, it's just an act. (Added: I'll offer a huge reward, so please remember to delete this sentence.) Theme: World peace