The Mortal Gu King Gets Gu'd

[Main story complete, extras to come] Pairing: A certain cult leader surnamed Xia You Xia You X thinks the new math professor at the technical college is strange. Everything about him feels wrong, and he gives off a dangerous vibe. But when he tells his friend about his concerns and warns him to stay away from the professor, his friend just gives him a knowing smile. The two friends look at each other and speak in unison. "This is bad!" "You've been bewitched!" The next moment, Xia You X pins his friend to the ground, even as the latter keeps saying, "You're jealous! You're panicking!" "I can't be bewitched! Are your Six Eyes going blind?" But everyone knows how this goes: flags are made to be broken. One day... "You've passed all my tests," the little professor sighs. "Jie, after graduation, would you..." When Xia You X comes back to his senses, his fingers are already intertwined with the little professor's. His heart pounds like a drum. "I like you too." Xia You X thinks he's indeed been bewitched. "I mean, yes, I would." But it's not a big problem. Falling in love is easier to accept than he expected. However... Xia You X sees the little professor's smile stiffen, and the professor looks away. Only when their hands are pulled apart does he belatedly realize that something isn't quite as he imagined. "...You came near me on purpose because you liked me, didn't you?" Little Professor (trying to explain): I know you might not believe this, but in the future you might destroy the world. I got close to you to nip it in the bud and prevent the world's destruction. Xia You X (already gone dark): Fine. I'll go destroy the world right now. #I wasn't trying to bewitch you. You bewitched yourself# Next up: the neighboring novel, My Ability Is Called Fishpond Master. Probably no pairing in the main story. This novel is also known as A World of Fanfiction That Will Definitely Turn You Gay VS The Male Author Determined to Set Up the Female Lead. Qingshui Yao is a little-known fanfiction writer whose life motto is, "What's OOC? I just want shameless wish fulfillment. Every character should love my heroine but never get her." So, while people insult him, he keeps writing... The moment Teacher Gojo sees her, he falls in love at first sight, with no turning back. A thousand years ago, Sukuna went mad when he lost her. Xia Youtiao screams like a madman: "For you! What does it matter if I kill everyone!" Three years after their breakup, A Zai watches her, holding a two-year-old child, and weeps. Zhongye begs, "I'll give you everything. Please don't break up with me." What? You want to know how the heroine manages all these relationships at once? Qingshui Yao replies: How should I know? You read novels with your brain turned on? Then Qingshui Yao transmigrates. He becomes a seemingly omnipotent villain boss, constantly beaten up by the two-dimensional male idols and unable to win the heroine's love. Later... Qingshui Yao works tirelessly to set the heroine up with all the male idols, then belatedly realizes: Teacher Gojo uses chasing the heroine as an excuse to hang around his house every day. When he shakes hands with Tiger Cub, a mad dog licks his palm. In a time capsule left behind by Xia Youtiao ten years ago, Xia Youtiao has written the name of his childhood friend, Qingshui Yao. Taking advantage of his drunkenness, Zhongye works up the courage to confess to him. Qingshui Yao can only place his last hope in his good friend A Zai... At night, Tai X Zhi lays a soft kiss on his brow. Qingshui Yao: Fine. This world is beyond saving. Theme: Everyone can become the sun that lights up the world.