5T5 Keeps Stealing My Hat

Completed. No shipping wars, please. 5t5: You have no idea how easy a clueless witch is to fool. She still thinks I used cursed energy to conjure the Coke in her cup. - Wearing the prettiest hat in the world and with a head of silvery-gray hair, her beauty and talent shine so brightly that even the sun hides behind the clouds. She is the only witch to have achieved immortality and transmigrated through time. Who could she be? That's right. It's me. The witch's number one victim: I can confirm that most of the above is complete nonsense. Bai Ye: Could you give me my hat back before you say anything? - With her soul damaged, she was forced to bind her soul to the strongest person in another world. Sharing abilities, knowledge, and a lifespan with someone was already bad enough. The immortal witch never imagined there could be someone like him! Not only did he wrap her in a blanket and cuddle her like a doll while he slept, he also kept interrupting her research to drag her to class, calling it "getting some fresh air." And he teased her every day for being terrible at video games... That would have been bad enough, but even worse He actually stole her pretty hat and her beloved broom! As soon as they sort out the soul business, she'll toss him straight into an oven and make human meat buns to feed to the cursed spirits! 5t5, passing by: Want some Coke? Bai Ye: With ice. - "They never expected that sealing me away would make me immortal, did they?", The strongest, who shares a lifespan with the immortal witch Reader Advisory: 1. There will definitely be out-of-character moments. 2. A tragic past is sure to have a sweet future! 3. At its heart, this is a goofy romance. Don't expect too much. The magical-girl stuff is just for fun. 4. The artist is Jiu Shi Jiu, whose Weibo handle is JiuShiJiu_YiNvXinBaoZha. I adore her! Go commission her! Check out my upcoming novel, "I Stand Above Sukuna." Click the author's page to add it to your collection! Blurb: #When My Bodyguard Became the King of Curses# I have a bad-tempered bodyguard. His favorite thing to do every day is ask me, "Am I pretty?" From sarcastic remarks "Sukuna, am I pretty?" "Does Sakura Hime really need me to tell her she's beautiful?" To being at a loss for words, "Sukuna, am I pretty?" "..." Then admitting my beauty, "Sukuna, am I..." "Pretty." And finally surrendering to my beauty. "Sukuna..." "Sakura Hime is naturally peerlessly beautiful." On the day I was close to death, I asked him to kill me. "I want to die looking beautiful. You'll kill me, right?" "...All right." - A girl admiring the view from her school's rooftop was seized by the collar, taken hostage and made into food. "Your name is Sukuna?" The girl looked up at him, curiosity shining in her beautiful dark eyes. "You have four eyes... Now that you've gotten this close to look, what do you think? Am I pretty?" A thousand years ago, someone had asked him the same thing. "You were born with four eyes, so... Do you think your concubine is beautiful?" He had said: "Does Sakura Hime's beauty really need compliments from someone like me?" Now, through someone else's lips, he recited the haiku Sakura Hime loved: "Spring has come and gone, the cherry blossoms hesitating, blooming late." Theme: The meaning of life is more than just staying alive.