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The notorious rising star Xu You and her top-tier star husband Lin Jiye, whom she married under a contract, join a dating reality show.
Before filming, she unexpectedly learns that she is the scheming, two-faced supporting female character in a dating-show novel. Her only purpose is to use her fake relationship to make the heroine and hero look like the nation's favorite couple. She's a textbook foil.
But then she binds herself to the CEO Dialogue System.
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When the show airs, the plot says Xu You will be criticized online for having no chemistry with Lin Jiye, while the leading couple will be showered in sweetness and their fans will be over the moon.
After binding herself to the CEO Dialogue System, Xu You steels herself and recites an embarrassingly cheesy line to Lin Jiye: "Do you like what you see..."
After hearing a ding, inspiration strikes.
She turns coldly toward her rival, another rising star.
"Girl."
The rival's face turns bright red: "..."
Lin Jiye: "...?"
The comments fall briefly silent.
[...]
[Is Xu You trying to make friends? This is so awkward!]
[Why is that sister blushing? And why is this sister blushing too?]
[Whispering here, the light in the male lead's eyes is slowly fading. Am I shipping them now??]
Lin Jiye had been secretly in love with Xu You since they were students, but after they married, all he got was a cold marriage contract.
So he could only hide all the love in his heart.
Until they joined a dating show together.
Xu You said expressionlessly, "Take it off."
Lin Jiye's ears turned red, and he obediently did as he was told.
Xu You continued, "Tuo Fu La Fu Si Ji once said, 'Night is the best time to purify the soul...'"
Lin Jiye: "..."
[I'm going to die laughing at this woman someday.]
[The male lead's gaze is three parts sad, three parts disappointed, three parts lonely, and one part ready to make a move.]
[Male lead: Don't you like what you see?]
[Male lead: Come on! You started this fire, so you put it out!]
[All the sisters here are experts in CEO catchphrases!]
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After the dating show Nine-Tenths Sweet aired, Xu You and Lin Jiye's "guerrilla couple" came out of nowhere.
At first, viewers said:
[You can ship this? (Old man on the subway staring at his phone)]
Later:
[You can ship this! (Heavy breathing)]
Meanwhile, the novel's heroine has a foil-character System that lets her steal other people's luck. She deliberately joins the dating show, waiting for Xu You to lose her good fortune, act stupidly and make a fool of herself, so she can serve as a foil and launch the heroine to stardom.
But things turn out completely differently.
Why hasn't she made a fool of herself yet? Why am I getting more and more unlucky?
Damn it, wasn't this a contract marriage? How are they so sweet?!
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The Lazyfish Foil Couple Goes Viral on a Family Reality Show
Yu Dai transmigrates into a stepmother novel as the foil character.
Her husband is a cold-blooded, ruthless villain who fights for survival in an infinite game world, and her stepson is a twisted little villain.
According to the plot, the little villain's turning point comes during a family reality show. The original Yu Dai is a foil character who privately abuses him because he refuses to play along with her performance, driving him into isolation.
Yu Dai, newly transmigrated, looks at the money in her account: one, two, three, four... so many zeroes...
Oh! My lazyfish dream, here I come!
Huo Yu'an lives with his father.
But his father is so busy.
And his mother is often away filming.
He feels like a little cabbage, unloved by both parents.
One day, his father goes on a business trip.
His mother comes to him and asks him to join her on a reality show.
Although his father has forbidden him from having contact with his mother, Huo Yu'an longs for a mother's love and can't help agreeing.
For filming, Huo Yu'an moves into his mother's house.
On the very first day, he discovers that his mother is nothing like the gentle mother he imagined.
Her smile is so fake, just like the uncles who try to curry favor with his father.
Because he didn't cooperate properly with her while they filmed the preview, she was punished by not being allowed to eat dinner.
The next morning, Huo Yu'an gets up with his stomach growling and decides he won't film the show with this bad mother. He's going home!
Yu Dai glances at the neatly dressed little gentleman and hesitantly asks, "Want to eat together?"
Huo Yu'an: "...Okay."
I'll leave after the meal!
Then he never left. The food was just too good, sob sob sob.
Until he was five, Huo Yu'an learned from his father to be calm, composed, and gentlemanly. At five, he joined a reality show with his mother, and his worldview slid down a mountainside, never to recover.
Have I ever seen a lazyfish this lazy?
After the show airs, Huo Yu'an can no longer stand his mother's laziness.
At such a young age, he has so much to worry about.
He gets her up for breakfast and reminds her to go to bed at night.
A professional mom-raiser, taking the lead in making all the kids compete with each other.
The comments take a sharp turn.
[I'm dying, it's me and my useless mom. (Dog head)]
[Kiddo: Another day of diligently taking care of Mom. (Fist pump)]
[I'm so jealous! Where can I find a kid this sweet and thoughtful?]
[Please, Yu Dai, write a parenting guide!]
The devoted son Huo Yu'an takes good care of his mother, thinking, I'm not staying because I don't want to leave. I'm worried that if I go, Mom won't be able to take care of herself and she'll die.
Mm-hm.
That's it.
By a stroke of fate, Huo Jinglan sees the future inside the game world.
His son will become completely withdrawn and psychologically warped after joining the reality show, and will suffer online abuse because of that woman's influence.
Huo Jinglan forcibly leaves the game and bursts through the door.
He falls silent for a long time, unsure what to say.
A big and a little lazyfish are sprawled on the sofa watching Peppa Pig.
When Huo Yu'an sees him, he cries out delightedly, "Dad!"
Yu Dai stammers in shock, "Dad?"
Isn't this my ex-boyfriend from, like, five exes ago?
Warnings:
The child is the male lead's, the child of the male and female leads. The leads' character pairing is [A seemingly useless beauty who is actually ridiculously powerful x a delicate male lead who runs away while pregnant] OR [A carefree, dissolute beauty x a lovesick man who bears a child for love and waits alone at home].
The male lead loves his child, but because he has to keep entering infinite worlds due to time constraints, he has limited time to spend with him.
The female lead is a lazyfish, but the strongest on the planet.
After Binding a Writing System, I Conquered the Stars
One day, Sang Wei transmigrates and becomes a refugee in the interstellar era, with nothing to live on but social assistance.
The good news is that she binds herself to a System.
[You are now the heroine of a melodramatic interstellar novel. Separated from your parents by war, you return to them three years later only to find they have a new daughter. They have transferred all the love they had for you to their adopted daughter. You later turn evil and cruel, do all kinds of bad things, and end up hated by everyone and sent back to a trash planet.]
Sang Wei thinks seriously. "So can I just go home now and cut off the plotline?"
[No.]
[The interstellar era lacks entertainment.
You must use the writing System to reach the pinnacle of life.]
[Mission One: Register a pen name.
Mission Two: Write a melodramatic substitute-love story on the theme "The person I love is actually your older brother" and publish it on an interstellar green website.
Reward: Awakening of mental powers.]
Sang Wei: "...?!"
She is utterly shocked, then writes [E, Bu Dong] in the pen-name field.
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The interstellar era lacks entertainment.
People only admire highbrow literature.
Then one day,
After Dumping the Younger Brother of My White Moonlight appears out of nowhere.
Everyone expresses disdain and criticizes it to the hilt.
They even claim that [E, Bu Dong] has defiled literature and doesn't deserve to call herself an author.
A month later,
After Dumping the Younger Brother of My White Moonlight updates to "The White Moonlight Returns, and the Younger Brother Learns He's a Substitute."
Because of a closed-book entrance exam, Sang Wei has no choice but to stop updating.
That day,
The interstellar populace is on tenterhooks.
After Dumping the Younger Brother of My White Moonlight shoots to the top of the rankings thanks to reader tips.
Sang Wei, leaving the exam hall: "?"
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As the Imperial Crown Prince, Xu Zhihe is on the verge of a mental-power breakdown because of a genetic disease.
But by chance, he reads a novel by [E, Bu Dong] and is surprised to discover that his mental powers are soothed.
Xu Zhihe: "!"
Because [E, Bu Dong]'s identity is highly secret and she never appears in public,
Xu Zhihe can only rave about [E, Bu Dong] online.
Then he discovers that the battle-hardened general, the richest man in the empire, the celibate Pope, and all the others who once called [E, Bu Dong] an attention-seeker and a ridiculous clown have secretly become her fans!!!
Bonus scene:
After enrolling, Sang Wei stands out at the First Military Academy and becomes one of the two brightest new stars in the interstellar world.
A reporter interviews her.
"Miss Sang, you've accomplished so much at such a young age. What's the shortcut to your success?"
Sang Wei says world-weary, "It all started with a novel."
The reporter gets excited. "So you're also a fan of [E, Bu Dong]!!"
Sang Wei falls silent for two seconds, then nods.
With a cringey name like that, I can never let anyone find out who I am!
Everyone has a one-sided crush on the heroine // Mary Sue // The heroine is the strongest
Theme: Don't fear the present or the future. Keep moving forward, and you'll eventually find something wonderful!
Looking at Xu Sheng's original appearance, and then thinking about his appearance as a walking corpse in his previous life, what Jiang Jing had gone through in this family's previous life was truly a sin. However, Jiang Jing will no longer be important to everyone in the future.
The two lives of Lin Jiye can even overlap in my heart, with tolerance and cooperation towards the lover. Even if the circumstances were different, he would not stay away just because Xu You was in jail. He gave Xu You the firmest trust and the longest miss. Such an obvious sense of uniqueness finally made Xu You understand his position in Lin Ji's ambition. He is from the beginning to the end. From the beginning of the story, from the first aspect, he is bound to Xu You. He never thinks about the future without Xu You. Because in his future plans, regardless of changes in all other aspects, Lin Jinye will always love Xu You. This is an unchanging ration and the premise of everything in the future. Even though Xu You feels strange, he still cooperates. From him, you can clearly feel his love surrounding Xu You. He tells you with his actions that he chooses Xu You and he firmly believes in Xu You. He is like Xu You's guardian. Although Xu You and I appear in the article from a third perspective, he seems to understand Xu You better. He is a natural supporter of Xu You. Not only the words that the outside world didn't understand, but also the proposal, the words, the purpose of all his actions was Xu You. Of course he is smart, of course he is excellent, and of course he understands that at some point he should give up this relationship. But still, this love still exists. Just because the difficulties on the other side hurt the person he cares about most, so even if there is an abyss ahead, he will never regret it. This is Lin Jiye, the Lin Jiye who loves Xu You deeply, the Lin Jiye who does everything for Xu You, is the Lin Jiye in his own dream.
I love it so much. It looks so good. It's completely different from what I imagined. My parents really feel sorry for me. I really hate it. Fortunately, the episode has a perfect ending, but I still feel so sad.
These two little babies still like shit so much, hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha, just simple love is fine
Although they are all very good-looking with only a few minor flaws, I don't know why I can't dislike Su Jingchen... If Jiang Jing and Xiang Wanyi slowly degenerated, then he was "forced" to become someone who seemed elegant but was actually gloomy. His pity was far greater than his hatefulness, but no one could redeem him.
Very nice! Everyone has a bright future. :)
Ah ah ah, please don't finish it and continue.
It's great, everyone has a bright future. Jiang Jing does not count.
Looking at Xu Sheng's original appearance, and then thinking about his appearance as a walking corpse in his previous life, what Jiang Jing had gone through in this family's previous life was truly a sin. However, Jiang Jing will no longer be important to everyone in the future.
The two lives of Lin Jiye can even overlap in my heart, with tolerance and cooperation towards the lover. Even if the circumstances were different, he would not stay away just because Xu You was in jail. He gave Xu You the firmest trust and the longest miss. Such an obvious sense of uniqueness finally made Xu You understand his position in Lin Ji's ambition. He is from the beginning to the end. From the beginning of the story, from the first aspect, he is bound to Xu You. He never thinks about the future without Xu You. Because in his future plans, regardless of changes in all other aspects, Lin Jinye will always love Xu You. This is an unchanging ration and the premise of everything in the future. Even though Xu You feels strange, he still cooperates. From him, you can clearly feel his love surrounding Xu You. He tells you with his actions that he chooses Xu You and he firmly believes in Xu You. He is like Xu You's guardian. Although Xu You and I appear in the article from a third perspective, he seems to understand Xu You better. He is a natural supporter of Xu You. Not only the words that the outside world didn't understand, but also the proposal, the words, the purpose of all his actions was Xu You. Of course he is smart, of course he is excellent, and of course he understands that at some point he should give up this relationship. But still, this love still exists. Just because the difficulties on the other side hurt the person he cares about most, so even if there is an abyss ahead, he will never regret it. This is Lin Jiye, the Lin Jiye who loves Xu You deeply, the Lin Jiye who does everything for Xu You, is the Lin Jiye in his own dream.
I love it so much. It looks so good. It's completely different from what I imagined. My parents really feel sorry for me. I really hate it. Fortunately, the episode has a perfect ending, but I still feel so sad.
These two little babies still like shit so much, hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha, just simple love is fine
Although they are all very good-looking with only a few minor flaws, I don't know why I can't dislike Su Jingchen... If Jiang Jing and Xiang Wanyi slowly degenerated, then he was "forced" to become someone who seemed elegant but was actually gloomy. His pity was far greater than his hatefulness, but no one could redeem him.
Very nice! Everyone has a bright future. :)
Ah ah ah, please don't finish it and continue.
It's great, everyone has a bright future. Jiang Jing does not count.
Sprinkle flowers, 2023.4.5