The Biggest Useless Buffoon in the Immortal Realm

Going premium on June 12, with three updates that day. ● Coming soon: After I Toyed with the Goddess and Cast Her Aside, The Sect Leader Is So Forward ● Blurb Feng Chiyue is the most beautiful woman in the Immortal Realm, and also its biggest good-for-nothing. But her senior sister, Ming Jiansu, is a mighty general under the Celestial Emperor and a peerless sword immortal. So no one dares to make a move on Feng Chiyue. That is, until the day Ming Jiansu disappears on the battlefield between immortals and demons. Everyone assumes she has fallen, and waits to see Feng Chiyue meet her miserable end. On the first day, Feng Chiyue throws her weight around, trading insults with the Imperial Princess through a warding formation. On the second day, she strolls about at her leisure and wrecks the alchemy furnace at the Supreme Palace. On the third day, she drives to the Eastern Sea and plucks scales from the Dragon Prince to use in a weapon. By the time she has wrecked nearly half the Immortal Realm, everyone finally realizes that Ming Jiansu was never Feng Chiyue's guardian. She was the chain keeping a fiend of the Immortal Realm restrained! With no other choice, everyone searches high and low for Ming Jiansu. All they find on the battlefield is a note: "This old lady is done putting up with you!" Everyone: "Yikes!" - After faking her death, Ming Jiansu lives it up in Shura City, drinking herself into a blissful stupor. In the Immortal Realm, she served the immortals by day and Feng Chiyue by night. She had never suffered this much, not even before ascending. The Immortal Realm? Not even a dog should stay there! A month later, Ming Jiansu wakes from a drunken stupor with nothing but worry for her junior sister on her mind. Will her junior sister go hungry or be left out in the cold? Will some foolish immortal bully her? What if... She sneaks back to the Celestial Court, only to find the once-quiet Daoist palace bustling with visitors. What awaits her is an endless pile of bills. Ming Jiansu: "?" Why on earth did she have to come back to the Immortal Realm and make a dog's life for herself? ● Invincible heroine / excellent mental state ● Not a leveling-up story / a mountain of original worldbuilding ● Switch / switch / switch / the couple will never be split up, even in death ● Coming soon: The Sect Leader Is So Forward At the age of 218, Wei Lianzhen received the "No Absolution Sword Decree" from her mentor, and made it her life's mission to bring glory to the Taiwei Sect. But only three years after her mentor's passing, her senior sister and sect leader, Xie Guluan, showed her true colors. She loved liquor and drank without restraint; She loved gambling and brought shame upon the sect; She loved picking fights, and people of the day called her "a blight on the immortal path." She also loved beauty, judging people by their looks and behaving with reckless abandon. Because of her, the Taiwei Sect could never rise to the next tier in the Immortal Alliance's rankings; Because of her, Taiwei Sect disciples were hated by everyone wherever they went; Because of her, Wei Lianzhen's ambition to become the Immortal Alliance's chief was all but impossible. Her master had said that if Xie Guluan failed to amount to anything, Wei Lianzhen could take the sect leader's position for herself! In short "The sect leader is lewd and unprincipled. She should be replaced!" Xie Guluan: "Sure. Marry me, then. I agree. I'll send out invitations to everyone today." Wei Lianzhen: "..." I said replace her, not marry her! What could she do, stuck with such a shameless sect leader who had nevertheless reached the pinnacle of cultivation? Theme: Live life with optimism, remember the past, and look forward to the future.