The Immortal Cultivator Becomes a Hit Through a Farming Variety Show

Lin Ye is a modern cultivator. While undergoing a tribulation, he was struck by heavenly lightning and transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel. He became a minor celebrity with nothing but good looks, on the verge of being dropped by his company. With no work coming his way, Lin Ye joins a dating livestream variety show as a last-minute replacement after another performer from his company gets injured. As little more than a background extra, Lin Ye doesn’t care at all. His thoughts are entirely occupied by the spiritual herbs on the deserted island. While everyone else goes on dates, he hauls bricks. While they fight for screen time, he goes rock climbing. To everyone’s surprise, Lin Ye’s outrageous antics make him a hit, saving him from the grim fate of being dropped by his company. The company promptly signs him up for another variety show, sending him to the countryside to farm with several male celebrities who are either barely famous or completely obscure. The moment Lin Ye arrives in the village, his eyes light up. There’s spiritual energy here! It’s perfect for cultivation! The others despair: How is anyone supposed to live here? Lin Ye: We can live here. I’ll build a house first. Everyone else: ... A few months later... The once-desolate little village has become a beautiful tourist destination. The once-barren fields have become fertile farmland. The once-wild flowers and weeds have become medicinal herbs that can cure illnesses and save lives. The once-ferocious cats and dogs running wild have turned into a whole crew of adorable mascots, attracting customers. The abandoned granary has become a music-show stage that every celebrity in the entertainment industry wants to perform on. Lin Ye, once an obscure celebrity, and his friends have become a one-of-a-kind “agriculture-themed” boy band, famous across the country. Please add my upcoming no-romance power fantasy to your collection: "Divine Beasts Tell Fortunes, Taking the Stars by Storm" Chao Feng, a dragon’s son who loves adventure and new things, jokingly asks his artsy brother Fuxi to write him into a story. He never expects the other to actually do it, and is astonished when he transmigrates into the absurd interstellar novel. Chao Feng: The stars? Sounds fun and exciting. Here I come! A streamer has recently shot to fame on the Alliance’s biggest livestreaming site, Interstellar Wonders. This streamer, who goes by the name Chao Feng, doesn’t sing, dance, or do food streams. Instead, he livestreams fortune-telling. At first, everyone treats it as a joke. Viewer A: My cat’s been pregnant for eight months. Why hasn’t she given birth yet? Chao Feng: The creature your cat mated with is from a demi-beast planet. The kittens have a different constitution, so she’ll give birth in two months and eight days. But you should be prepared for what comes out. Two months later, Viewer A posts: "Master Chao Feng Is a True Immortal. My Cat Really Gave Birth Today. But What Do I Do with This Half-Cat, Half-Dog Thing? Aaaah!" The livestream grows more popular, and fans of entertainment celebrities start asking for readings. Viewer D: Master, is my favorite ship real? They’ve kissed, and they’re really close in private, too. (Names: XXX and XX) Chao Feng: No. They each have partners. You’ll find out in half a month. Half a month later, the Alliance’s most popular male-male celebrity ship is caught by paparazzi entering and leaving hotels with their girlfriends. The entertainment industry is rocked, and the fans’ hearts are shattered. Viewer H: When will my fave finally get a good script? He works so hard, so why is he always in third-rate dramas? Waaah! Chao Feng: Find another actor to stan. Some things can’t be fixed after the fact. Not long after, the actor breaks up with his girlfriend, and she posts a video showing him needing countless takes to get through a single line. Everyone is in an uproar. Chao Feng’s livestream becomes a sensation. Fans call him “the entertainment industry’s only connection in the Alliance” and “the Alliance entertainment industry’s judge.” With fame comes trouble. People dig for dirt on the streamer, but even after digging eight hundred layers deep, they can’t find a single thing. Others say: If you’re so good, why don’t you try it yourself? Chao Feng: Fine, I will. He wins Best Supporting Actor for his first drama, then Best Actor for his second. The trolls are furious: You can tell fortunes, so why not use your powers for something worthwhile? Why waste your time on trivial entertainment-industry gossip? Chao Feng: Got it. Half a year later, Chao Feng leads the Alliance to defeat the tyrannical mechanical aliens in the extreme snow and ice competition, forcing them to promise they’ll never harass any part of the Alliance again. He becomes a hero of the Alliance and a sensation across the stars. 1. This story is entirely fictional and has no real-life counterparts. 2. Please read in peace and love, dear readers. Meow thanks you all! ^_^ Theme: Work hard, rely on yourself, and build a better life.