The Laid-Back Suanni Goes Viral [Entertainment Industry]

Suanni spent all his time cooped up in the divine realm. Unlike his energetic brothers, he was so chill he practically had no desires. His father couldn't stand watching him laze around and kicked him down to the human world to cultivate.

Suanni: Fine. I'll just lie flat somewhere else.

He never expected that while zoning out at an ice shop, he would be picked from the audience at a singing competition.

When the show aired, amid a crowd of spectators sobbing their eyes out, one handsome guy stood out, calm as still water.

The entire internet launched a search for the handsome guy, and Suanni, who just wanted to lie flat, got kicked into the entertainment industry.

On the dramatic reality show where everyone was a villain, he sorted out every problem and took charge of the whole show.

On the survival reality show where everyone was falling apart, he stayed cool and collected, stealing the spotlight.

On the supernatural reality show where everyone was wailing for their mothers, he snapped his fingers and made the unclean things vanish.

Ni Su'an, the king of variety shows, became a huge star without a single scandal to his name.

Jealous peers: Ni Su'an isn't human!

Fans and viewers: That's right, because Ni Su'an is a god!

Ni Su'an: No, I'm just a little divine beast who wants to lie flat. QAQ

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Divine Beast Fortune-Telling, a Hit Across the Stars

Taotie, the dragon son who loves adventure and new experiences, jokingly asked his literary-minded brother Fuxi to write him into a story. He never expected his brother to actually do it, and somehow he ended up transmigrating into this ridiculous interstellar novel.

Taotie: Space? Sounds fun and exciting. I'm coming!

Recently, a new streamer appeared out of nowhere on the Alliance's biggest streaming site, [Interstellar Romance].

This streamer, named Chao Feng, didn't sing or dance, and he didn't do food streams. He told fortunes live.

At first, everyone treated it as a joke.

Netizen A: My cat's been pregnant for eight months. Why hasn't it given birth?

Chao Feng: The creature your cat mated with was from a demi-human planet. The babies have a different constitution, so they'll be born in two months and eight days. But you should prepare yourself for the result.

Two months later, Netizen A posted: [Master Chao Feng is a true immortal. My cat really gave birth today. But what am I supposed to do with this half-cat, half-dog thing? Aaaaaah!]

The livestream gradually grew busier, and fans of entertainment celebrities began asking for readings.

Netizen D: Master, are my favorite ship really together? They've kissed, and they're so close in private too. (Names: XXX and XX.)

Chao Feng: No. They both have partners, and you'll find out in half a month.

Half a month later, paparazzi caught the Alliance's most popular male-male shipmates entering and leaving hotels with their girlfriends. The entertainment industry was rocked, and their fans' hearts were shattered.

Netizen H: When will my fave finally get a good script? He works so hard, so why is he always in third-rate dramas? Sob.

Chao Feng: Pick a different actor to stan. Some things can't be fixed after the fact.

Not long afterward, the actor and his girlfriend had a falling-out, and a video of his girlfriend was leaked. He needed countless takes to get through a single line, leaving everyone stunned.

Chao Feng's livestream became a massive hit. Fans called him [the entertainment industry's only insider] and [the entertainment industry's judge].

The more famous he got, the more trouble followed. People tried digging up dirt on the streamer, but even after digging eight hundred layers deep, they couldn't find a thing.

Others said, “If you can do better, then do it yourself.”

Chao Feng: Fine, I will.

He won Best Supporting Actor for his first film, then Best Actor for his second.

A hater fumed: If you can tell fortunes, why not use it for something worthwhile? Why waste all your time on trivial entertainment-industry gossip?

Chao Feng: Got it.

Half a year later, Chao Feng led the Alliance to defeat the domineering machine people in the Extreme Ice and Snow Games. He made them promise never to harass any part of Alliance territory again, becoming the Alliance's hero and a star across the entire galaxy.

1. This story is entirely fictional and based on no real people.

2. Thank you for reading. I hope everyone can love and live in peace. Love you all.

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Theme: Be true to yourself and don't follow the crowd blindly. That's how you find happiness