Divine Beasts Tell Fortunes and Take the Interstellar World by Storm

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Taotie, the dragon prince who loves adventure and trying new things, jokingly asked his artsy brother Bixi to write him into a story. To his surprise, Bixi actually did, and Taotie somehow ended up inside the ridiculous interstellar novel.

Taotie: "The stars? Sounds fun and thrilling. Here I come!"

A streamer has recently burst onto the scene on the Alliance's biggest live-streaming site, Interstellar Romance.

This streamer, who goes by the name Chao Feng, doesn't sing or dance, and he doesn't do food streams either. He tells fortunes live.

At first, everyone treated it as a joke.

Netizen A: "My cat's been pregnant for eight months. Why hasn't she given birth?"

Chao Feng: "The creature your cat mated with is from a half-beast planet. The kittens have a different constitution, so they'll be born in exactly two months and eight days. But you should prepare yourself for what comes out."

Two months later, Netizen A posted: "Master Chao Feng really is an immortal. My cat gave birth today, just like he said. But what do I do with this half-cat, half-dog thing? Aaaaaah!"

The live stream gradually grew lively, and some entertainment fans started asking for readings.

Netizen D: "Master, are my favorite on-screen couple really together? They've kissed, and they're so close in private, too. (Names: XXX and XX.)"

Chao Feng: "No. They both have partners. Just wait and see if you don't believe me."

A few days later, the Alliance's hottest male-male pairing were each photographed by paparazzi entering and leaving hotels with their girlfriends. The entertainment industry was rocked, and their fans' hearts were shattered.

Netizen H: "When will my idol finally get a good script? He works so hard, so why does he keep acting in third-rate shows? Sob."

Chao Feng: "Find another actor to stan. Some things can't be fixed after the fact."

Not long afterward, the popular actor fell out with a business partner, who released a video showing him needing countless takes to get through a short line. Everyone was stunned.

Chao Feng's live stream became an outright sensation. Fans dubbed him "the entertainment industry's only connection in the Alliance" and "the entertainment industry's judge in the Alliance."

Fame brings trouble. People dug for dirt on the streamer, but even after digging eight hundred layers deep, they couldn't find a single thing.

Others said, "If you think you can do better, then do it yourself."

Chao Feng: "Fine, I will."

He won Best Supporting Actor for his first film, then Best Actor for his second.

A nitpicker gritted their teeth in frustration: "You can tell fortunes. Can't you use that for something worthwhile? Why waste your time on such trivial entertainment-industry gossip?"

Chao Feng: "Got it."

Before long, the public realized that Chao Feng wasn't just a great streamer. He had become an award-winning actor, repeatedly foiled the schemes of the mechanical beings, and stepped in when the Alliance was in danger, making the enemy think twice about targeting it again.

Chao Feng became a true hero of the Alliance and a sensation across the stars.

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Yu Qingzhou couldn't withstand the final tribulation lightning. His remnant soul was struck into the modern world and attached itself to a horror escape-room NPC.

With a trace of spiritual energy left in him, the job was a piece of cake.

One day he played a hanged ghost, the next a zombie. His lifelike performances, flying through the air and burrowing underground, sent customers into a panic.

The job paid a salary, and the customers' fear even increased his cultivation. What a wonderful deal!

One day, one of the customers made him an offer: "Hey, come play a vampire in our show. You'd be perfect for it."

Yu Qingzhou figured that a TV show would scare even more people, so wouldn't his cultivation rise by leaps and bounds?

He was in. Absolutely!

Not long after entering the industry, Yu Qingzhou quickly made a name for himself in showbiz.

It was because, on a variety show about acting, he advised an idol that dating after making a name through an audition show would send his career crashing to rock bottom; questioned a highly respected senior about why he pretended to be childfree when he had an illegitimate child; and warned an investor not to hire a little ghost, or the company would go bankrupt.

The scariest part was that everything he said came true. Even the paparazzi admitted defeat and wished they could take him as their master.

Many of his peers kept their distance, and some even wanted to kill the charlatan. Yet he only grew more and more famous, eventually becoming a Best Actor.

Yu Qingzhou: "Huh, so cultivation can be useful for this, too?"

Theme: Unity and working together can create miracles.