This Princess Is Not Appropriate

My name is Wang Xi and I have three amazing family members. The first one is my dad. My father was a general who guarded the border. He held a large number of troops and held all the power in the world. He said every day: "Xi'er, let's rebel." I think my dad thinks too much. One day, a letter came from the capital. It was written by the Dog Emperor. It was addressed to my father and asked him: "When my son grows up, when will your daughter marry and become the crown prince?" My father was silent. Then broke out in silence. When I woke up the next day, I found that I was on my way back to Beijing. In front of me was my father's horse, and behind me were my father's 300,000 soldiers. In this way, my father successfully rebelled, changed the dynasty, and became the new emperor. By the way, I was made the princess of Zhenguo Anbang Shugong Yi Deying... Or something. The title is too long and I can't remember it. . The second one is the Dog Emperor. After my father became emperor, he had a huge quarrel with the civil and military officials for the first time when he went to court. The topic was whether the emperor should be killed or not. He scolded all the ministers with words such as "turtle grandson", "idiot", "your father" and so on. When he came back, he asked me my opinion on deposing the emperor. I say, it is only right to eradicate the root cause. My dad thought about it and said yes. So the next day, the deposed emperor was executed, and my father brought in a new instructor to teach our father and daughter how to appraise memorials. I looked at the identical faces of the teaching master and the deposed emperor: "..." The catchphrase of my master is "kill", and he likes to criticize "beheading" in memorials. The most common way of dealing with it is "thrown into the sky prison". The first word he taught me was "behead after autumn". My writing hand is shaking.  …I call the dog emperor too much, and I'm really afraid that he will chop off my head one day. . The third one is the former prince. ​I am deeply impressed by him. When my father rebelled, he was the first one to jump up and open the city gate with thunderous force to greet my father. Because he is my father's biggest fan. I met him for the first time after the princess's canonization ceremony. He spent three hours boasting about my father's military skills and his mind for the world. He spent an hour saying that a good man has ambitions in all directions. After eating all the pastries in my palace, he asked: "Why can my father live so close to His Majesty? I want it too! I want it too!" I thought there was something wrong with his mind, so I secretly ran to the Imperial Guards and asked them to drive the former prince out. It only took a moment to burn incense. When I came back, I found that my bedroom had collapsed. Collapsed. According to the young eunuch present, the former prince without my supervision is like a husky without an owner, as quiet as a mad dog and as active as ten mad dogs. ​…And I don't really want to keep this dog. . As the only normal person in the palace, my daily life is very busy. Early in the morning, I would translate my father's curse words in the southern dialect to the ministers in the court hall. At noon, I will learn from the Dog Emperor and save the unlucky people who are about to be beheaded by him. When I have free time, I also think about how to build a strong dog cage to put the former prince in. Only night is my time. I relaxed and closed the door. The garden behind the dormitory was filled with radish, pepper, and cabbage. I shook my cattail leaf fan, ate melon, and lay comfortably among my No. 101 Hybrid rice and 79th generation improved bean sprouts. Thinking back on the thrilling day, I said sadly: This princess is inappropriate. *The heroine is a native, and the heroine's father is a woman wearing a man's clothing Mission: To create peace for people's livelihood