My workplace environment was hostile.
My roommate in the same company as me is a gentle and cool guy who leaves early and comes home late. He is an excellent cook. He has no faults except that he often forgets his head in the dormitory.
The colleague who works at the same station as me is a cross-dressing boss with a goat's horn on his head and "beautiful, fragile, and must be posted" written all over his body. He has no intention of hiding his identity as the succubus master.
My partner who was on the same assignment was a slutty talker who liked to eat human blood. He only appeared at night. According to him, he introduced himself as a blood prince - thank you, I didn't doubt this.
……
Easy to say.
Whether it's a ghost rider, a succubus, or a vampire.
As long as it doesn't affect me, I can ignore the above.
But the front desk of the company always showed his fish tail to me while singing to me, the financial director showed his dragon horns and wanted to stuff me into his treasure house, and the guy from the development department filled my desk with his spine every day with a shy look on his face.
Me: "..."
If you don't get angry, are you treating people as fools?
Unable to bear it any longer, I rushed into the CEO's office and slapped his face with my resignation letter.
"I quit!!"
The president slowly put away his black wings and took out the employment contract that promised me an annual salary of one million, four days off, nine to five, five insurances and one housing fund.
Pointing to one of the lines: "Party B cannot unilaterally terminate the contract. If he violates it, he must pay with his soul."
"Ha." I sneered.
The soul of a social animal has been dedicated to society as early as the moment of work. I have nothing to fear.
"Then... What about this?"
The hundred for an annual salary of one million was crossed out and changed to a thousand.
The word "ten million" was crossed out again and changed to "hundred million".
Me: "."
——Good boss, from today on, you will be my food, clothing, and parents. Let our dark army of hell traverse the entire world! !
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Recently, something went wrong in the daily life of hell.
Part of the pollutants flowed into the human world and became urban legends/ghost stories/regular copies in the mouths of humans.
In order to recover this part of the anomaly, Demon King Mammon and his men had to lurk in the world, opened a company, and in order to better disguise——
Recruited the only human employee.
Demons and humans partner up, the demons are responsible for fighting, and humans are responsible for deception. The existence of demons must not be revealed and cause panic in the world.
So the scenes of various incidents——
I started the live broadcast: "I visited this haunted house. Don't panic. It is indeed fake. It's just that someone made some light and shadow effects as a prank."
My words Max: "There is no female ghost chasing you with a scythe, brother, please wake up, she is a serial murderer."
I opened the photo editing software: "What are you talking about, the headless ghost rider and the dark dragon? Those are all movie special effects. AI is so advanced now, do you understand the special effects?"
……
Mammon is very satisfied with the results of human work, but recently he heard some bad news.
The logistics (fooling) business champion who has offended the entire company wants to resign?
President Demon King revised the employment contract overnight.
Be sure to keep the only human in the Devil Company!
Purpose: Protecting human beings is everyone's responsibility.