After Matsuda Jinpei Could See the Comments

I, Jinpei Matsuda, a handsome police recruit with a bright future ahead of me, was supposed to be just that. Until one morning, I opened my eyes and saw a dense mass of colorful words on the ceiling, or rather, scrolling comments. [No way, no way, a face card this powerful right from the start? But she just put her pants on! (acting coy)] [(Crawls around healthily and moderately, in a gentle and elegant manner) I'm Jinpei Matsuda's dog (continues crawling around healthily, moderately, elegantly, and gently) Jinpei Matsuda, marry me, please] Jinpei Matsuda: ? [Well, look who it is, the guy who made me a widow so early ()] [5-4=0 (demonic whisper)] [? No, don't, don't kill anyone so soon, hngh ahhhhh (the Beast Senpai's anguished howl)] Jinpei Matsuda: ?? [A dead knife suddenly attacked me.jpg, but didn't the author say this whole story would be sweet? Matsuda won't get blown up, right? Let's get rid of that grim plot where only Zero is left (points sword at the screenwriter's head.jpg)] Jinpei Matsuda: ??? When I typed all those question marks, it wasn't because there was something wrong with me. It was because I thought there was something seriously wrong with you.jpg Pointing fingers.jpg I thought it was just someone's prank, but the next day, for no apparent reason, Jinpei Matsuda dreamed that his dear childhood friend Hagi had died. The scene was so vivid that, upon waking, Jinpei Matsuda's first thought was, "I'm going to weld that damn bomb suit onto Kenji Hagiwara." Then Jinpei Matsuda turned to look at the scrolling comments. Jinpei Matsuda: ...For the record, I'm only doing this to expose your lies. It's not because I'm worried about Hagi or... Comments: Exactly, so true Jinpei Matsuda: ???? [Not reborn, not transmigrated. He can just see the comments on an anime (an original police academy squad side story, not Detective Conan). Unless something unexpected happens, the comments will follow him until the end. He'll gradually recover some of his four years of memories from the original story, but not all of them. Just a cliched, lighthearted, silly fix-it story about the police academy squad. Written purely for my own enjoyment, so all the plot holes are ignored, and the characters are definitely out of character. No pairing in the main story.] Theme: Not a single one of the five cherry blossoms can be lost!