I Went Viral for Using Metaphysics to Dodge Trouble

[Story complete] Thank you for supporting the official version, mwah! Blurb: Song Lili wakes up one day to find she's transmigrated into the body of a washed-up, thirty-sixth-tier actress in the entertainment industry. As the inheritor of what's supposedly the last Taoist temple, she can't sing or dance. On the first day of filming a work-and-struggle reality show, Song Lili immediately decides to slack off. On the work reality show, she sets up a fortune-telling stall at the village entrance. Just as the onlookers are about to call the police about a scammer, Song Lili says, "Perfect. You, the one who seems so familiar, you look like someone who's been on a wanted poster." The police officers who arrived to investigate the fraud report: "This is a murder suspect we've been hunting for ten years!" On a dating show, she watches from the sidelines while everyone else swoons over a childhood-sweetheart pairing. Song Lili: "The guy's house is covered in photos of the girl he's been stalking. There's three meters' worth of them. And you can still root for them?" The rich heiress who escaped a scumbag thanks to Song Lili's remarks: "What kind of resources do you want? I'll get them all for you!" On a singing show, she's brought in as a returning contestant. After unleashing her off-key singing, a judge asks her, "What's your dream?" Song Lili: "If you don't go home right now, someone's going to steal your wife!" The judge, who has just seen on the security cameras that his wife and her lover are plotting something: "You're the winner! You're the champion!" Song Lili: How did I become a top-tier star when I can't dance, sing, or act? I don't get it. I really don't. TIPS: 1. This story includes supernatural and fortune-telling elements, but they're my own take on them. The heroine is the strongest. Just read for fun. 2. Zhong Yi is a background male lead. The plot comes first. 3. Not all of it takes place in the entertainment industry. The setting is fictional, with many original details. Don't read it as a reflection of real life. 3. The characters' values are not the author's. 3.5. Be careful when gossiping. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. 3.555. The writing is elementary-school level. Don't overthink it. If you're not enjoying it, switch to another book. 4. 70% anti-piracy setting. 5. About the blurb: I didn't want to explain, but everyone is free to read as they like. In my book, a top-tier star can mean someone admired by everyone. The blurb necessarily leaves out a lot of what happens, and what it says isn't necessarily the final outcome. Don't compare it to real life, or reading will become exhausting. As I always say, don't waste time getting caught up in this. There are plenty of other options. Pre-release: Me, a Metaphysics Master, Meow Meow Meow Meow Yang Yangyang was a cat in her previous life, always sprawled across the old Taoist priest's desk, shoulders, or lap. Day after day, she watched him tell fortunes, capture ghosts, and break arrays. Until one day, the Taoist temple was suddenly destroyed. ** Hundreds of years later, Yang Yangyang is reborn and unexpectedly inherits Taishan Temple. Hounded in her dreams by the old Taoist priest, she starts seriously considering how to restore the dilapidated temple. Her experiences from her past life finally come in handy. Tell fortunes, capture ghosts, break arrays. After years of exposure to the old Taoist priest, she can do every one of them... Not a single one. But that's no big deal. During a livestream, the dog belonging to a young woman asking about her love life says: I can't stand her boyfriend. Whenever she's not around, he yells at me and kicks me. Yang Yangyang: I can tell from one look that your boyfriend is a scumbag. On her way to school, a middle-aged man cries to the camera: "How could my wife just run away from home like that?" A few stray cats hiding in the bushes nearby: He's lying. I can smell the blood on him. Yang Yangyang: Your wife visited me in a dream last night. I know where to find her. On a paranormal reality show, the ghosts in a villa hear that a famous metaphysics master is coming and work themselves up to scare her. But Yang Yangyang fearlessly follows the black cat on her shoulder and uncovers the villa owner's deeply buried secret. The ghosts and other guests: No wonder she's the strongest master. Yang Yangyang: Did something happen just now? As time goes by, Taishan Temple is always full of incense, and people travel thousands of miles just to ask Yang Yangyang for a reading. Everyone: No wonder Master Yang is a metaphysics master. There's nothing she can't solve. ** In the temple's back courtyard, Yang Yangyang sits surrounded by small animals: a black cat, a lamb, chicks, and more. It's a picture of harmony. As she listens to the animals chatting, she yawns and strokes the black cat's head, looking reluctant. "You solved this one, but you only get one dried fish, okay?" The black cat, who doesn't need food, lets out a silent sigh. Which one of us is the real cat, anyway? Theme: Believe in science