The Vase Became a Spirit, Now I Lie Flat and Watch the Drama

Song Yaoyao is a vase. A real, white-glazed porcelain vase.

She spent hundreds of years quietly sitting in the Song family mansion, witnessing one generation after another rise and fall, and silently enjoying the gossip alongside the other antiques in the house.

Until one day, she watched as the Song family's newly reunited biological daughter, annoyed that the adopted daughter was more cherished, deliberately slammed her head into Song Yaoyao to garner sympathy.

When Song Yaoyao woke up, she had become the biological daughter.

With her body damaged, her status plummeted to rock bottom.

Everyone wanted to step on her.

Song Yaoyao was even more delighted.

The love and hate between the real and fake heiresses had nothing to do with her.

Oh, now she could be right up front as a spectator.

The gemstone necklace worn by the adopted daughter: "Oh my gosh, she arranged to have dinner with the Wang family's young master at Yuedelou, but forgot she also arranged to meet the Qin family's young master at the same time and place. Let them fight, let them fight!"

The statue by the neighbor's front door: "The woman who married into the family yesterday seems to be a con artist. Yikes, I hope she doesn't end up hauling me away too..."

The cufflinks worn by the tech company's CEO: "Hehehe, you guys don't know this, but our CEO loves doing Sailor Moon cosplay at home!"

The Rich Family Life Diary is a reality show about the daily lives of several rich young masters and misses.

Song Yaoyao somehow ended up among them, but tried her hardest to keep a low profile, leaving the spotlight to the princess and the F4 who protect her,

while quietly enjoying the gossip as always.

[Ugh, F3's grand excuse for being late to the meeting was that he was too busy, but wasn't it really because his hemorrhoids burst during the quarterly meeting and he tried to pin the blame on his assistant? Poor assistant. I wonder if they got a raise.]

[Whoa, it turns out F1's second son isn't his biological child. What a sucker of a dad. He's got such an outstanding eldest son in F1, but instead of doting on him, he chose to raise someone else's kid. Is he the legendary cuckold?]

[As expected of F2, one of the many lovesick guys. His illegitimate younger brother is practically storming the office to steal the company seal, but he still stays with Shancai on the show. Another day, another reason to cry over a beautiful romance.]

[Oh my gosh, F5 spent two hours fussing around in the fitting room for me. Wait, what??!]

The men, who had been squabbling over the princess, suddenly stopped and their eyes lit up.

At first, the princess and the F4 all hated Song Yaoyao's sudden arrival.

But later...

Song Yaoyao looked at herself, adored by the princess and the F4, and fell into deep thought.

The princess and the F4: "Say more, say more. We love this."

Song Yaoyao, unaware that they'd heard her thoughts: "?"

What exactly went wrong?

Tips:

1. The princess and the F4 are just stand-ins.

2. The male lead is F5, and the romance develops in the middle and later parts.

3. This isn't purely a gossip story, and there are plenty of original settings.

4. The author can write, but not that well. Please don't offer writing advice. If you don't like it, feel free to leave and click on the next book.

5. The characters' values aren't the author's values. Don't force your interpretations on them.

6. Enjoy the gossip with caution. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

7. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: Believe in science.