[Jujutsu Kaisen] Jujutsu Kaisen Without Me

Even now, Satoru Gojo still vividly remembers the day he, Suguru Geto, and Shoko Ieiri first met Komatsu Yoko.

...After all, transfer students rarely make their entrance as a corpse lying in a pool of blood.

Shoko Ieiri checked for vital signs: no hope.

Just then, the girl, declared dead by the wielder of Reverse Cursed Technique, suddenly twitched. She tremblingly raised a finger, dipped it in blood, and wrote on the ground:

THE KILLER IS

Everyone: ...Don't make jokes with your life, seriously!

The story begins in the first year of Gojo's high school days. The heroine is a scatterbrained, utterly carefree high school girl with extremely uneven talents. She's full of wild ideas but kind of an idiot, and a weak Jujutsu Sorcerer who will probably stay weak forever. Her hobbies are cuddling up to Shoko and getting into trouble with the two dumbass DKs. The relationships between the characters have the classic close-friendship feel of Jujutsu Kaisen.

The title is a reference to the anime The Town Where Only I Am Missing. It has a little to do with the anime, but not much, and you can read this without having seen it.

It should be pretty short. I'll try to finish it within 200,000 characters.

Theme: If 2 comes after 0, then surely the theory of relativity can be understood too, right?