There's Definitely Something Wrong with This Definition of Childhood Friends

[Coming soon] My Husband Is the Protagonist of a Horror Game --But I come from a farming game. Add it to your collection if you're interested! w Nama Tsuru I, a socially anxious homebody who likes things to stay still, is inseparable from her game console. Her dream is to become a melonpan that nobody disturbs. But somehow, things never seem to go her way. As a city girl from Tokyo, it's normal for her to have one, two, three, four, five, six... childhood friends, right? * What exactly counts as a childhood friend? Tsuru I wondered. People who have known each other since childhood, spend every day together, and are very close definitely count as childhood friends. Kenma: "We're definitely childhood friends." Kuroo: "Why would you even doubt that?" --The strict definition camp. Friends who have known each other since childhood and meet from time to time should count too. Bokuto: "Tsuru and I are kindred spirits and great friends!" Zaizen: "Sorry I'm your cousin." Yukihira: "If we're childhood friends, can you taste-test my food?" --The flexible definition camp. Then what about people who met as kids but aren't particularly close? Can they be called childhood friends? The Miya twins: "? Do you have a problem with us?" --The open definition camp. And finally... people who've only met once and are complete enemies... "Of course that counts too! Little Tsuru, come admire Lord Oikawa's heroic figure!" --This must be the legendary anything-goes definition camp. "Nobody said childhood friends had to be sporty," Tsuru said, looking at all her so-called [childhood friends] in despair. "Are all the sedentary guys in this world dead?!" After all, a girl whose childhood friend is a sporty guy might get dragged into becoming the club manager! Tsuru clung tightly to her game console in the volleyball gym. "Nobody can stop me from becoming the next Shima Kyohei!" That's right. As a proper, pure, all-around gamer, Nama Tsuru I's ultimate dream was to become the next Shima Kyohei and ascend to the gaming world's new pantheon! *Daily-life comedy, mainly about volleyball. *Everyone dotes on the heroine. The pairing is already decided: Kenma. Coming soon: My Husband Is the Protagonist of a Horror Game Everyone knows that out of ten horror game protagonists, eight are saving their wives, and the other two are saving their daughters. They'll overcome every obstacle, level up, and slaughter anyone or anything in their way, finally rescuing their beloved family... Or not. At that point, the person they're trying to save has probably been brainwashed or controlled by the villain. The moment the protagonist lets his guard down, they'll stab him and run off in tears. The protagonist will then black out and enter a CG scene. When he opens his eyes again, he'll still be devoted to his family and will charge into the villain's lair once more, until he sees them again. As for whether the family is alive or dead, who knows? Unfortunately, I'm the wife who got kidnapped. ...But I come from a casual farming game. Facing researchers from a high-tech company who were trying to attach all kinds of tubes to me, I held out my hand. "Hello. See this shovel?" By the time my husband came charging toward me covered in weapons, carrying hundreds of kilos of gunpowder and herbs, I'd already started using monster brains to grow my third crop of wheat. *A mix of various horror games and farming, management, base-building, and survival games. *Pairing: an unknown flower shop owner and an unknown new police officer in a small town. Theme: Having a dream is something to be proud of.