The Technique Is a Gundam Pilot

[Currently updating: The Snail Girl Who Is a Cursed Spirit, Please Don't Trespass Illegally, paired with Mahito] [Coming soon: The Spy Couple's Long Journey to Find Their Daughter. This is a story about the parents' romance. Feel free to check it out~] [Comments are open. Everyone's welcome to join in~ The main story is complete, and bonus chapters are being updated slowly.] On the surface, her father is an ordinary taxi driver. His real identity is a mysterious detective whose greatest accomplishment is bringing down the international criminal organization known as the Black Organization. On the surface, her mother is a stunt performer on a children's TV show. Her real identity is a witch thief whose greatest accomplishment is training under Kaito Kid. She's currently searching for her master's whereabouts. Though the two seem to have nothing in common, they fell in love at first sight after a chance encounter at a real-life Gundam pop-up event, all thanks to their shared love of Gundam. And then they had Meimeizi, the fruit of their love! Wondering who Meimeizi is? That's right! It's me! When her parents each hid their identities and played Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Meimeizi's superpower awakened! Or perhaps there's a more professional name for it. Her technique: Gundam Pilot. Anything can become a Gundam for me to pilot. "Your mom and dad are so proud of you! Our precious Meimeizi is going to become the greatest pilot ever!" Her parents' eyes gleamed with excitement. To become the world's greatest pilot, the first step is to enroll at Jujutsu High and defeat the two senior students: the white-haired, sunglasses-wearing, cat-like jerk and the odd-haired Pokemon fanatic! Meimeizi! Let's go! The mature-looking classmate, number one: "You'd better calm down." Her like-minded classmate, number two, a happy puppy, clapped hands with Meimeizi to support her choice. "Go, Meimeizi!" "Oh, oh, Haibara! My kindred spirit! Love you!" "Oh, oh, Meimeizi! My kindred spirit! Love you!" Nanami: Do they even understand what they're saying? Wait, why are there so many obstacles on the way to becoming the strongest in the jujutsu world? "It's okay, Rika! So what if you're a non-sorcerer? Just go to a Hawaii cram school and you'll be fine!" She gave Rika a thumbs-up. Rika, the future queen of politics: ...I refuse to admit I was out of my mind when I accepted her as my mentor. And the Star Plasma Vessel? It's an incredibly fascinating subject for research! To the technique-killer who gets in the way of her research, she has this to say: "We can cure your wife's illness with the Reverse Cursed Technique, but you have to join us." Toji Zenin picked at his ear. "You'd better stop that white-haired brat first." As for the all-knowing, all-powerful Master Tengen, she knows this sounds wildly far-fetched, but hear her out before you get surprised. "In theory, if we first extract brain cells using the Star Plasma Vessel's unique structure, then introduce blood into its body to create a bridge between the brains, and use the beneficial interaction between the unique anatomy of an ancient dinosaur and the concentration of curses in modern society, the child will grow at an incredibly rapid rate. Then we can use my cursed energy to electrically stimulate its brain, and combine that with its instinctive sucking reflex to create a perpetual-motion dinosaur Star Plasma Vessel that can absorb cursed energy and repeatedly use Reverse Cursed Technique on itself!" She was saying the strangest things to Master Tengen. How could turning the Star Plasma Vessel into a dinosaur be anything but terrifying? She punches the Big Three and kicks the higher-ups. Get over your summer blues, Geto-senpai. Eat more soba, then take the plunge into politics without mercy. The future of the jujutsu world depends on you! WTW: What about me? What about me? Shoko, who uses Reverse Cursed Technique to purify curses, smiled. "You can step aside for now, Gojo." Let's interview our unfortunate victim number one, Brain-kun: I have no idea. They came charging at me, shouting about comrades, close friends, and bonds. Victim number two, Mr. Finger: I have no idea. They were talking about environmentalism and the value of science, then turned me into a rechargeable battery... Please note: 1. The pairing is with Yu Haibara! The female lead is a happy puppy, and happy puppies should stick together with other happy puppies!!! 2. There will be all sorts of weird jokes and headcanons. None of them are meant maliciously! 3. I'll do my best to save everyone from getting killed off! 4. I'm the typo queen, so feel free to point out mistakes! Coming soon: "Boss, am I still alive?" For the 10,086th time, Jun Baba deleted the resignation letter from his computer. Expressionless, he switched windows and started typing. No good. Just a few more months and he could become a full-time employee... It wasn't until late at night that he could finally go home. This can't go on. He really should quit and go to his cousin in Hakata to get a killer's license. But registering his residence in Beika Town was booked up for the next six months. There was no way he'd get in before then. "Heh. Is this what they call life?" Jun Baba had just taken off his corporate drudge ID when he unlocked the door to his apartment. He took one look inside, drew a deep breath, and shut it again. He opened the door, then closed it again. Then he opened it again. Why did the smell of freshly cooked food keep wafting out of his tiny apartment? Could it be some kind of snail girl? Living room, check! Kitchen, check! Bathroom, check! Bedroom, check! Nobody! What in the world was going on? Who had cooked him dinner? An invisible curse spirit with a stitched-up face wore a mysterious smile. "Jun, Jun, you got home so late today." "Jun, Jun, what does it mean to be in love, like in that TV show?" "Jun, Jun..." Ever since he woke up, Mahito had found himself trapped in this tiny one-bedroom apartment, unable to leave. He couldn't break anything, and he couldn't let himself be seen. Mahito: So this is what humans call being put on standby! The owner of the apartment was strange. He talked a lot at home, but outside he became a man of few words, only replying with "1" to say he understood... Mahito admitted that he only cooked for Jun every day out of pure curiosity. It definitely wasn't because the expressions on the human's face were so interesting that he kept doing it. He'd thought that this guy called Jun Baba would never see him. Then, one day, just as he reached for the remote to change the channel... "Don't you know that the midnight cup-noodle break is the one thing an overworked salaryman can enjoy, and the one thing he will never give up?" It was strange. His heart had never raced this fast, not even when he was killed. Could this be what the TV shows called love? Well, compared to the Hayashi family next door, who have a dragon-maid, and the Fukuzawa family downstairs, who look after a giant cat, living with a curse spirit isn't all that strange. "Mahito, can you pay your share of the rent?" "Can I pay you back with my body?" ...Obviously not. And if anything, he was the one getting taken advantage of. What a cunning curse spirit. Please note: 1. I started writing this purely because my internship was exhausting, so don't give me writing advice. Part of the protagonist's internship experience is drawn from my own, and the rest is headcanon. 2. The main story contains no Jujutsu Kaisen characters other than Mahito. The bonus chapters will include a return to the Jujutsu Kaisen world. The main setting is Detective Conan, with some slice-of-life anime as background. 3. This is my take on Mahito, with some headcanons, so please keep that in mind. 4. If anything bothers you while reading, please stop. Everyone has different tastes, so don't force yourself! Theme: Science is the light that guides us forward.