A Farmer Who Can't Play Volleyball Isn't a Good Sorcerer

(A spur-of-the-moment work inspired by getting way too into Stardew Valley! Quite a few bugs.) Currently writing: The Sorcerer Who Swears in Curses Blurb: What is this? An evil cult leader brought back from the dead, captured and made to work on the farm! What is this? A thousand-year-old monster finger found in the mines, sent off to become a pirate's new energy source! What is this? A fox who plays volleyball? Pet them all! What is this? Two junior high students who play fantasy tennis secretly learn a move and become sword kings! What is this? The handsome captain next door... If he likes farming too, then... (Thinking) (Delighted) Come play co-op and be farmers with me! ! [Quest: Meet 28 villagers from different worlds!] Principal Yaga: "Welcome to Tokyo Jujutsu High. First, get to know everyone here... Wait, are you saying that guy Geto isn't dead and is farming at your place?" White-haired coworker: "You're so strong! You're so strong! (Delighted)" Red-haired captain: "You mean you grew Devil Fruits... and mass-produced them??" Engineer Franky: "You've brought a new energy source that's even better than cola!" ! [Story Quest: Volleyball Team Manager for a Day (1) (2) (3)...] Captain Kuroo: "Miss Manager, could you toss us a ball when you have a moment... But why can you hit a ball like some kind of monster?!" Neighbor Kita: "Come be our team's manager." Handsome setter who loves milk bread: "Can I find out your name today?" The illustrious former leader of the Time Vessel Association shouts, "Hard work is glorious!" and lets the player head into the mines without worrying about the farm... Only for the game to give her the Prison Realm right from the start? Slimes drop Ryomen Sukuna's fingers? Even rummaging through a trash can can solve a special-grade problem?! Hold on, are we farmers supposed to save the world too?! Also known as: "Eliminating the King of Curses, Starting in the Mines" "The Farmer and Her Special-Grade Farmhand" "Is There Something Wrong with Playing Volleyball with a Fishing Rod?" "The Farmer Is a Master of Close-Quarters Combat" Reader's Guide: 1. There isn't much Stardew Valley farming, since the protagonist is overpowered. You can follow the story whether or not you've seen the original anime or played Stardew Valley. 2. There will be my own version of timeline changes, and some angst will be undone. Villain fans, stay away!!!! I'm very harsh on villains. 3. This is a work where I let loose, writing whatever comes to mind. The plot doesn't stand up to close scrutiny, so don't dwell on logical inconsistencies. The timeline has its own assumptions. This is purely for relaxation and a laugh. I don't accept any form of writing advice. Theme: Love and peace