I Flirted and Crashed After I Transmigrated into a Book

A spoiled, fussy uke x a powerful seme who's cold at first, then turns into a doting husband Shi Shuyan read a scum-and-doormat romance novel. The uke with the same name as him knew that the seme had married him as a stand-in for his first love, but married him anyway. In the end, the scum seme's first love returned. The uke refused to take the hundred million breakup fee the scum seme offered, choosing instead to stay with him. The scum seme wavered between his first love and the doormat uke, torturing them both with one messy plot twist after another. The scum-and-doormat storyline infuriated Shi Shuyan, and then he woke up to find he had transmigrated into the book. Shi Shuyan: "...No need to panic." He was spoiled and delicate. There was no way he was going to put up with being mistreated. Remembering that the first love was cool and aloof, Shi Shuyan decided to play up his own spoiled, fussy nature. "Honey, watch a horror movie with me~" "You're home so late. Don't you know I've been waiting for you this whole time? You don't care about me at all!" "Honey, look at this blood-red gem. Doesn't it look like my burning love for you?" Shi Shuyan was as fussy and spoiled as he could be, doing his best to make Gu Songlin reach his limit sooner, ask for a breakup, and throw a hundred million at him to trample on his "sincere feelings." Although Gu Songlin didn't seem to be acting quite like the character in the book, Shi Shuyan figured it wasn't a big deal. He waited and waited, but Gu Songlin never asked to break up. Shi Shuyan: He's really devoted to his first love. He still won't break up with me after all that. Half a year later, Shi Shuyan finally got the news that the first love had returned to the country. Seeing that the scum seme still hadn't made a move, Shi Shuyan, who didn't want to be tortured, took a divorce agreement to Gu Songlin. "Sign it." Gu Songlin's expression turned icy. "What do you mean? You slept with me and don't want to take responsibility?" Shi Shuyan: Why does this scum seme look like he's head over heels for me? Looks like I flirted too hard and got myself into trouble. From the seme's perspective: Gu Songlin transmigrated into the melodramatic danmei novel his idiot younger brother was reading. So what? He had no interest in romance and only cared about his career. But why did his nominal husband, who was so spoiled and fussy, seem cuter the more he looked at him? Just as Gu Songlin was starting to think that having a husband wasn't (that) bad (at all), that spoiled little drama queen suddenly wanted a divorce. Want a divorce? Not happening! Extra scene 1: The first love returned to the country, and a friend sounded out Gu Songlin's feelings. "I hear Jiang Mubai wants to start a big project and is looking for investors. Are you going to invest?" Gu Songlin replied coolly, "No. I'm broke." He had just spent last quarter's dividends on a red diamond worth nearly a hundred million for his little drama queen. His friend naturally didn't believe Gu Songlin was broke, and could only marvel to himself: Shi Shuyan really knows what he's doing. He won Gu Songlin over so quickly that Gu finally let go of the first love he'd been pining for all those years. Extra scene 2: Gu Songlin noticed that Shi Shuyan had recently been following a man named Jiang Mubai. Could it be that the little drama queen wanted a divorce because of him? As it happened, Jiang Mubai invited Gu Songlin out for a meal to get closer to him. He opened with a coy, affected tone: "I heard you married Shi Shuyan. He must be a very outstanding person." Gu Songlin looked at him coldly, putting on the airs of the legitimate spouse. "He's very outstanding, but that's none of your business. Get..." He paused with the check he was about to throw at Jiang Mubai in hand. He'd spent all his money on buying things for his little drama queen. He didn't have any secret spending money left. Gu Songlin changed tack and said coldly, "Don't let me see you getting close to him again." The first love was stunned: Wasn't he supposed to be deeply in love with me? Extra scene 3: Shi Shuyan's self-created brand became a huge hit. Someone spread rumors that Gu Songlin had kept him as a lover in the early days, and that Shi Shuyan had later forced him into marriage to secure his position. That night, Shi Shuyan was livestreaming a handicraft tutorial. Countless viewers waiting for him to address the rumors suddenly saw the tall, handsome Mr. Gu appear behind him. A gentle, magnetic voice came through the livestream: "Honey, give me five hundred yuan. We're out of shower gel and condoms..." The livestream abruptly ended, and the viewers instantly went wild over the sweetness! "Aaaah, what did I just hear?! Mr. Gu is asking his husband for five hundred yuan?!!! You're the richest man in Jincheng! I'm dying from how adorable this is!" "Hahaha, I'm dead. So the kept-lover rumor was true, but Mr. Gu was the one being kept!" "Shower gel and what else are they out of?! I didn't hear that part. Say it again! And please elaborate on how you ran out!" Please add my new novel, After Becoming a Cross-Dressing Online Gaming God, to your reading list~ On the surface, Lu Ming is a pure, cool-headed college student. In reality, he's a spoiled, needy little bottom who longs for love. But he's too shy to come out and show his true self in real life, so he's been holding it all in. Then his friend gets swindled out of money and love by a scumbag in an online game. Furious on his friend's behalf, Lu Ming impulsively puts on a female avatar in the game to lure the scumbag and help his friend get revenge. He works part-time as a voice actor, so he doesn't even need a voice changer to play a girl! "You're amazing, big brother~" "You're so impressive, hubby~" Lu Ming lets loose in the game, acting coy and sultry, and successfully reels in the scumbag with a full-on barrage of coquettish advances. When the scumbag calls him his sweetheart and asks to meet in person, Lu Ming answers in his real voice: "Sweetheart? Ha! I'm your daddy! I've got more down there than you do!" He'll scare the scumbag so badly he'll never dare trick women in a game again! But soon, Lu Ming finds out he's taken revenge on the wrong person. The person he flirted with was the top-ranked gaming god, "Xing Chui Ping Ye." The scumbag who tricked his friend was "Ping Ye Xing Chui," a copycat using a similar username. Even worse, the gaming god discovers his true identity and comes looking for him. The gaming god who called him "baby" in a deep, doting voice in the game turns out to be Mu Ye, the cold, cool, and famous heartthrob from the university next door, said to come from a rich and powerful family! Lu Ming meekly apologizes. "Big bro, I'm sorry!" Mu Ye's expression darkens, and he sneers. "You're not calling me big brother anymore? You think one apology is enough after making me your husband?" Theme: Be yourself. Everything is arranged for the best.