After Mistaking My Crush for an Anonymous Confession Wall

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Ning Wu has a secret: he's secretly in love with Xie Xunyu, the physics major who lives next door.

They see each other every day, but whenever they run into each other, Ning Wu doesn't dare take the initiative and say hello. He gets so nervous that his face turns unusually cold.

A year of college has passed, but their relationship hasn't progressed at all. There's even a rumor that the campus heartthrobs of the psychology and physics departments can't stand each other and will start fighting whenever they meet.

Ning Wu: ...

By chance, Ning Wu learns from his roommate about something called the "confession wall."

As it happens, that very day a friend who'd just successfully found a partner teases him. In a fit of anger, he adds the confession wall and changes its contact name to Xie Xunyu, then starts blurting out all the confessions he's always been too afraid to say.

The "confession wall" first replies with a question mark,

falls silent for a moment, and then...

[Xie Xunyu (nickname: W University Confession Wall)]: I'll teach you how to pursue him.

[Ning Wu]: ?

[Ning Wu]: Okay.

[Ning Wu]: ...What's the tuition?

[Xie Xunyu (nickname: W University Confession Wall)]: Repost my post.

And so, under the confession wall's diligent (stirring things up) guidance, Ning Wu cautiously makes his move.

The confession wall says Xie Xunyu likes fiery little spicy peppers, so Ning Wu, blushing, buys a pile of sexy outfits online and anonymously sends Xie Xunyu a picture of his legs.

The confession wall says he isn't showing enough skin, so Ning Wu carefully lifts his skirt a little. I-is this enough? QAQ

Some time later, the confession wall says: Yes.

Ning Wu suggests pretending to be a "pretty junior student" to trick Xie Xunyu into an online relationship, then asks the confession wall what it thinks.

The confession wall: .

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After losing a bet, Xie Xunyu is forced to take over his roommate's official QQ confession wall for a semester.

His daily job is to post screenshots of the messages people send in. When someone says, "Wall, hide my identity," he covers their username before posting.

Then one day, Xie Xunyu approves a batch of new friend requests as usual. He doesn't think much of it at first, but then his phone starts chiming with one notification after another.

They are all from the same person:

"Do you know I like you? Damn it, you don't."

"Why don't you know? Oh, because you've already forgotten me."

"But I really do like you, QAQ, Xie Xunyu."

At the end, they even add, "Wall, hide me forever."

Xie Xunyu: ?

Xie Xunyu: (thinking)

Xie Xunyu: I'll teach you how to pursue him.

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On xx day, Ning Wu wakes up in a big hotel bed and stares blankly at the ceiling.

He'd thought that someone like Xie Xunyu, a heaven-blessed prodigy who keeps strangers at a distance and makes even acquaintances steer clear, would take a long time to pursue before he could get close.

And he's already gotten the man into bed?

Before Ning Wu can finish the thought, the human iceberg kisses his ear and murmurs softly, "Baby, sleep a little longer."

Ning Wu blushes and rolls into the man's arms.

The confession wall, my destined benefactor TT

Ning Wu strokes the man's abs, his eyes brimming with tears of gratitude. "Xie Xunyu, do you know about the confession wall?"

Xie Xunyu opens his eyes. He's wide awake now.

[A cutie who turns cold-faced whenever he's nervous x an unflappable, secretly flirtatious top who can't help falling for him]

In a nutshell: Two hopeless romantics making their way toward each other.

Coming soon: The Cannon Fodder Husband Everyone Covets

Yu Qi transmigrates into a book, a melodramatic harem novel where everyone loves the male lead, and becomes a corporate wage slave whom everyone hates for no reason, there to serve as a foil for the protagonist.

Yu Qi: ?

Yu Qi: Great.

A cannon fodder with no ambition isn't a good universally loathed character.

Taking advantage of the original story's plot, the wage slave becomes a CEO. The way those rich young masters who once despised him look at him gradually grows heated, like ravenous wolves crouching in the dark and eyeing a juicy piece of meat.

During that time, the sentence Yu Qi hears most often is: "Why haven't you divorced him yet?"

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Liang Min, Yu Qi's ex-husband from his universally loathed days.

A cannon fodder's ex-husband, the cannon fodder of cannon fodder. Dull and bland, stiff and wooden, and not much fun in bed with him.

By chance, Yu Qi learns that later in the story, Liang Min will betray him for the male lead. So, egged on by the rich young masters, Yu Qi humiliates him mercilessly and divorces him.

The day after the divorce, Yu Qi is inundated with matchmaking requests from the rich young masters.

To keep this pack of mad dogs in check, he picks a random stranger to meet. To his surprise, it's the ex-husband he'd dumped not long ago, now transformed into a brand-new, rich-young-master version of himself.

Before Yu Qi can even be surprised, he faints in his ex-husband's arms.

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The first day after his ex-husband takes him away.

Yu Qi is forced to eat the leafy greens he hates most, forbidden from going out, and forbidden from seeing anyone.

It's revenge, but he puts up with it.

The first month after his ex-husband takes him away.

Yu Qi wakes from a deep sleep every day, only to find all sorts of strange marks on his body. He can't take it anymore and decides to leave. He's just picked the lock on the door when his ex-husband appears in the doorway, his face dark with anger.

Yu Qi: "..."

He pretends to be calm. "We're divorced."

His ex-husband curls his lips mockingly, though he looks as if he's about to fall apart. "So what? Shall we get remarried?"

"In your dreams." Yu Qi slams the door hard. "Being with you really isn't all that great."

Liang Min: "..."

The first year after his ex-husband takes him away.

Yu Qi wakes up exhausted in a five-meter-wide bed. He looks at Liang Min, who's dealing with trouble on his behalf in the distance, and decides to smother him with a pillow tonight.

[Liang Min's Diary]

"My wife is young, beautiful, and adorable... There are lots of dead men outside who don't know what's good for them, coveting and tempting my wife, but that isn't my wife's fault."

During the day, he gets rid of every useless obstacle standing between him and remarriage with his wife. At night, he holds his sleeping wife close and uses his lips and tongue to soothe the possessiveness threatening to consume him.

#A naturally ambitious, stunning beauty of a bottom x a mad-dog top

#A desperate widower and his coveted ex-wife

#Also known as The Young Master Yu and His Swarm of Pursuers Who Love to Insult Him, Darling, Let's Remarry, Get Lost, You're Mine, The Widower's Remarriage Chronicles, Be a Good Widower, He's in Love with Me Now, Why Can't You Marry Eight Men at the Same Time, and more...

Theme: Be brave and pursue your dreams