Why Not Love Him for a Lifetime?

Thanks to a certain Yu for generously providing the image.

Can a pheasant fly side by side with a phoenix? A shameless, roguish bottom meets a cool, taciturn top who's secretly a flirt.

A simple-minded version:

The orphan Qian Xiaoba stole a piece of meat and, while fleeing his pursuers, accidentally fell off a cliff. Not only did he survive, he also met a mysterious, beautiful young man at the bottom of the ravine: Ling Fengyu, who was gravely injured, ruthless, cold, and strange.

Qian Xiaoba's scheme to strip Ling Fengyu and sell his clothes for money failed. To save his own skin, he lied that he had only taken off Ling Fengyu's clothes to save him, then swore that if he was lying, Ling Fengyu would be cursed to have no children and never find a wife.

Qian Xiaoba, who lied as easily as he breathed, never expected his words to come true. From then on, he had no luck with women and, for some inexplicable reason, grew more and more attracted to men. He spent his whole life fawning shamelessly over that cruel beauty who was always threatening to snap his neck.

Alas, heaven is blind, and what goes around comes around. In short, this is a tragedy caused by a piece of pork!

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