Rong Qi is a third-rate celebrity with a huge number of antis.
Rumor has it he was kicked out of a rich family last week, and they cut off his allowance.
With shameless audacity, Rong Qi shows up to make money on a parenting variety show, bringing along a kid whose identity is unknown.
Antis: [The high-and-mighty 2.08 million is broke again. Antis, let's go destroy him!]
On the first day of filming,
Rong Qi lounges around like a lord, and the antis curse him out.
Rong Qi brings along a doll-like, icy little kid who's even more pampered than he is. The kid hugs a toy, sticks out a short leg, and kicks Rong Qi right off the recliner. Rong Qi scrambles onto the floor, then immediately huffs and puffs as he gives up his seat and lets Rong Du climb up.
Antis: [What the hell, there are two lords here! Like father, like son! Get him!]
Rong Du bathes in snowmelt from Changbai Mountain. Rong Qi nearly tears the roof off trying to heat the water for him.
Rong Du needs a white jade bowl for his meals, and Rong Qi practically gets down on his knees to feed him.
Even Rong Du's clothes are rare, outrageously expensive silk. Rong Qi washes them himself in the freezing cold.
Antis: [What a wasteful brat! Brothers, get him!]
[Seriously. Rong Qi isn't a dad, he's practically the kid. Nothing else to say, antis, keep charging!]
Rong Qi: To be honest, he's my ancestor. My actual ancestor.
Antis: [?]
On the parenting show, that icy little kid turns out to be incredibly popular.
The haughty young master of the Fu family lowers his head imperiously: "I'll give you my toys. Will you be my friend?"
The domineering young master of the Jiang family brings all kinds of game consoles: "Want to play? Promise you'll be my one and only friend, okay?"
The swaggering child star of the Pei family tilts his head and quietly fans him: "You smell so good. How about we take over the playroom together in a couple of days and play in the ball pit?"
Antis: [???]
On the show, Rong Du is nestled in Rong Qi's arms, rubbing his sleepy puppy eyes. He reveals a doll-like face no bigger than a palm, wearing an aloof, world-weary expression that exudes noble elegance. Everyone is stunned.
Antis: [Someone kill me to amuse Dudu! Aaaah, my heart is blooming! You damn Rong Qi, that peacock jade that only appears once every thousand years, hurry up and give it to Dudu!!]
[Another day of cursing Rong Qi! Why haven't you given Dudu the white tiger sword pendant he liked last time?! Why are you so slow at making money?! Useless!]
[Rong Qi! Why the hell haven't you come to serve my Dudu yet?! Get out here and take your beating!]
And so, Rong Qi is the only one who gets hurt.
1. Rong Du is the protagonist and bottom. Pei Du is the top. [The story starts with raising a child, then turns to romance after he grows up.]
2. Don't bring real life into it. Read for some brainless fun.
3. The cover was gifted by a lovely author on the Bishui Forum. Thank you!
4. Rong Du's descendants are those of his younger brother. Rong Du never married and has no descendants. Both leads are sexually exclusive.
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Synopsis:
The Jiang family is an elite wealthy family, yet their young master went off to act.
Young Master Jiang is arrogant and domineering, and has never bowed to anyone.
Though only fourteen or fifteen, he has more people who hate him than anyone can count.
The director, thinking: Go home. But politely says: [A living Ziwei.]
His coworkers, thinking: Let's see when you crash and burn. But flatter him to his face: [A god descended to earth.]
The audience doesn't hold back: [Go home and be a spoiled young master!]
Jiang Hu has countless antis. When fans get into a fight, all it takes is someone saying they're a Jiang Hu anti for everyone to instantly become "best sisters and brothers" and make peace.
Young Master Jiang, Jiang Hu, signs up for a variety show with his younger siblings.
Then one day, someone captures the haughty, domineering Jiang Hu crouching down to tie the shoe of a cool, elegant toddler. The whole internet goes crazy:
[In three seconds, I want to know who can control Jiang Hu like this!]
Once the show airs, all of Jiang Hu's antis instantly become fans of the toddler, like his big sisters and brothers.
Some people don't get it, so they watch the parenting show:
When Jiang Hu is about to argue with someone, he spots the toddler dozing off with half-lidded eyes, and Jiang Hu, who has never lost an argument, suddenly falls silent.
When Jiang Hu is playing an exhausting game, he sees the toddler frown slightly while watching from the sun, then turns away and grits his teeth to keep going.
When feeding the toddler milk, Jiang Hu blows on it again and again, carefully holding the bowl as he feeds him. His eyes are full of big-brother devotion.
Especially when people see Jiang Hu holding the toddler, and the camera pans down to reveal his snow-white, gorgeous face, blinking puppy eyes, and soft, squishable cheeks, they cry out in amazement:
[Aaaah, my internet little brother, whom I've never met!]
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I'm so crazy, I chased it all night and it ended badly!!!!! Are you so perfunctory in writing now? Why write an article without sincerity? Is JJ okay? There are a lot of literary works out there nowadays. Why are there so many unfinished ones now?? Damn, the author blocked me, and jj also wants to delete it. I have been using the app for more than 10 years, and I have followed 3 bad articles in a row. Can you please stop pushing it to me?
I abandoned the manuscript again. I feel really tired. I have to wait for so long every time. Either you just write to ask for leave, or you just say you don't want to write anymore. That's fine. I spent so much money and just take it as a lesson.
It was actually updated in my lifetime
I finally waited for you~, but fortunately I didn't give up~ Finally updated, big??
No more updates!!!!???
Please update please
I just went to the author's column and found that the author is not updating this article but another one. If you don't plan to update this one for the time being, you can say it in the comments.
Did you abandon the manuscript? Why not update in a week?
When will it be updated? Has it been abandoned???????
The ending is a bit sloppy