After Completing My Underworld KPIs, I Got into Tsinghua

Now Serializing: Please Add to Favorites: After a Max-Level Celestial Master Is Reborn as a Sickly Beauty's Substitute A hundred years after retiring, Qi Feixing reincarnates as a male high school student, only to be summoned back to the Underworld! With the number of ghosts in the Underworld surging and becoming impossible to manage, Qi Feixing has no choice but to accept a rehire and return to his old job as the Black Impermanence. To address the aging workforce among its ghost employees, the Underworld has specially introduced the Life and Death Register: Study Hard and Catch Ghosts Every Day Edition. A chronic underachiever in this life, Qi Feixing is forced to study hard during the day, then hunt down evil spirits at night to meet his daily Underworld KPI. And so... By day, Qi Feixing memorizes “The Epang Palace” and then “The Song of the Pipa,” finishes functions and moves on to geometry... His grades shoot straight to the top. At night, he uses his soul-hook to haul in a hanged ghost, and swings his mourning staff to beat a headless ghost... He wreaks havoc among the wandering spirits. Qi Feixing: I’m exhausted. Catch one fewer ghost, and he’ll have to work a hundred extra years. Just as Qi Feixing is about to fail his daily KPI, his new deskmate, Xie Yi, walks over. Qi Feixing looks up and thinks, Whoa! With his weak fate and doomed-to-be-alone birth chart, he attracts ghosts one after another... He’s a walking, natural-born ghost magnet! Qi Feixing: Xie Yi? You’re coming with me! Two years later, clutching the Underworld’s award for first place in the year-end KPI rankings, Qi Feixing takes his ghost magnet, Xie Yi, by the hand and walks through the gates of Tsinghua University. Xie Yi has been able to communicate with spirits since birth, and can see ghosts. One day, he receives a ghost-sighting report flyer from an Impermanence officer in a dream. The officer turns out to be his short-tempered deskmate, so Xie Yi starts reciting incantations to summon and flirt with him every day. The day before yesterday, he reported a company boss for keeping a child ghost. Yesterday, he reported a school spirit for disturbing people’s minds. And today, once again... Qi Feixing, run off his feet, flies over in a fury. “All right, what kind of ghost is it today?” Xie Yi: “My lord, there’s a ghost in my heart.” A Few Things to Know: 1. The top is long-haired, but not feminine!! He’s super fierce!!! He pretends to be weak at first, so proceed with caution if that’s not your thing! 2. Most of the plot is about saving the world. It’s plot-focused, with ghost hunting and classes in a 7:3 ratio. The romance only happens in the last ten or twenty chapters and the extras. 3. There’s no angst in the leads’ romance. Guaranteed to be ridiculously sweet. 4. The cover depicts the bottom in his Impermanence ghost form. Original art by @Jinjiang Youting Shu on Weibo, posted June 30, 2022. Feel free to use it. 5. This isn’t a traditional supernatural cultivation story. There are original world-building elements and made-up details, so please don’t compare it to real life. This is just a slightly over-the-top supernatural story. Coming Soon: After a Max-Level Celestial Master Is Reborn as a Sickly Beauty's Substitute. Please Add to Favorites Blurb: A ruthless, sickly beauty of a celestial master as the bottom x a weapon spirit with a defective mind as the top Lan Ting is reborn as a cannon-fodder character in a novel. The original character clings desperately to the male lead, giving everything for him and interfering with the romance between the leads. He’s stupid, nasty, and sickly, and after dying unexpectedly, he becomes the male lead’s white moonlight Because this cannon fodder is simply too beautiful. In his previous life, Lan Ting was Hua Guo’s number one celestial master, an untouchable, queenly beauty no one dared to pluck. In this life, he’s become a sickly beauty who’s little more than a pretty face, and the first people he encounters are the novel’s original leads. The male lead looks at him with utter disgust. Lan Ting, meanwhile, glances at the little ghost perched on his shoulder, giggling, and the beautiful woman behind him with a terrifying expression. He smiles. “Bro, you’ve got quite the love life.” Only, this good fortune is shrouded in black mist and dressed in red. Yikes, it looks pretty vicious. Word is that a young celestial master has recently appeared in Jinchuan, and the entire occult world is in an uproar. Before long, a shop called Xuan Pavilion opens on a street corner. Its owner is a master of feng shui and divination, and an expert at driving out ghosts and vanquishing demons. There’s also a sword in the shop radiating murderous energy. People flock there, only to see the shopkeeper and wonder: Why does this sickly person look so much like the Lan family’s pretty vase? The Ji family’s violent, heaven-defying ancestor has gone missing. After nearly turning all of Hua Guo upside down, someone suddenly notices that the sword beside the sickly Lan family heir looks awfully familiar... Then, one day, the ferocious sword takes human form in front of everyone and obediently lets the sickly young master pat its head like a dog. The domineering, dazzling ancestor has lost his brain and turned stupid! The Ji family: Shocking! Our ancestor is out there being someone else’s sword! Coming Soon 2 After Shattering the Void, the Sword Cultivator Becomes a Beautiful NPC Yan Jin is the greatest sword cultivator in the Nine Heavens Realm. He reached the Golden Core stage at ten, the Great Ascension stage at a hundred, and at just a hundred and fifty, he has already become a Tribulation Transcendence powerhouse. For thousands of years, no one has been more likely to ascend. But only Yan Jin knows that he can’t ascend. After unexpectedly obtaining a supreme treasure in a blessed cave realm, he is ambushed by the entire Taoist world. With no other choice, he forces himself to ascend ahead of time. After shattering the void, he arrives in a strange place Every mountain and river here looks just like the blessed cave realm, but it’s full of strange people who keep calling him an “NPC.” Some ask him for equipment, some ask him for secret manuals, and some even want to date him (?) Yan Jin, whose cultivation has fallen back to the Golden Core stage after shattering the void: ... All he has to do is smile while coughing up blood. And so everyone learns that “Ascend to Immortality” has a pitiful little NPC who’s completely useless in every way, but has an exceptionally beautiful face. Later, Yan Jin accidentally discovers that he has the same interface as the players, complete with items, mounts, leveling up... He has it all. One day, the “Ascend to Immortality” server malfunctions, trapping hundreds of millions of players in the game. In the ensuing battle, someone wipes out a million low-level monsters with a single sword strike When the players see who it is, they’re all stunned. Holy crap, isn’t that the beautiful, useless NPC everyone knows from the game? Yan Jin, scowling: How do I turn off these lotus blossoms appearing with every step I take? A Friend’s Coming-Soon Novel: The Beloved Little Immortal Lord Refuses to Cuddle, by Zai Jiu Su Yun Yun Yan, a rising star of the immortal sects, is framed and sealed inside a glass coffin. The day the seal is lifted, he slowly opens his eyes, only to find that the whole world has changed. Countless bizarre creatures surround him. Every one of them is tall and mighty, with blue faces and fangs. Yun Yan senses danger, so he raises the long sword in his hand, ready to fight them to the death. But who could have guessed that the moment he moves, the strange creatures start screaming like mad: “Aaaah! It’s alive! Mom! I’m seeing a human! He’s so cuuute!” (excited.jpg) As the last human in the entire galaxy, Yun Yan expected to have a pretty rough time. But then: He accidentally scrapes his skin A mechanical tortoise shouts at the top of its lungs: “Ah! Cut off my flesh and use it as medicine for him!” He catches a chill and sneezes The Dry Ice Lady: “Sob... I shouldn’t have gone near him. I’m guilty. I’ll take my own life to atone.” A shortsighted imperial ruler looks down on him All the creatures pound the table and roar: “...How ungrateful! If you don’t apologize, we’ll revolt!” Yun Yan: “Everyone, calm down!” Yun Yan is so thoroughly doted on that he’s terrified, and feels he should do something to show his gratitude. So he decides to teach these creatures how to cultivate immortality. But although they seem overjoyed to agree, they don’t actually believe Yun Yan can use immortal arts. They goof off in class and treat the lessons as a joke. That is, until the half-trained pheasant turns into a phoenix, the civet cat forms a core and takes human form, and the long-haired dog gains the power of thunder and lightning... That human isn’t just beautiful and rare, he can also use the legendary immortal arts! Once the news gets out, the entire galaxy is swept up in another frenzy. Some even hear from who knows where that dual cultivation with Yun Yan helps one break through, and kneel before him to propose. But right in the middle of the proposal, the imperial ruler, the strongest man and the only one who has ever looked down on Yun Yan, suddenly appears. He transforms into a giant dragon, coils around Yun Yan, and roars amid flashes of lightning and peals of thunder: “He’s mine! If you don’t like it, fight me!” Yun Yan: “Is that so? Then I accept your challenge!” Imperial Ruler: “...!!! Stop messing around!” Important: This story includes childbirth! Theme: Study hard and keep improving