The Max-Level Celestial Master Went Viral After Reincarnating as a Drama Queen

I'm looking for readers for my ongoing novel, After Completing the Underworld's KPI, I Got Into Tsinghua University! After being sealed away for nine hundred years, Xue Jinshi, once a prodigy of the mystic arts, wakes up in the body of a washed-up, spoiled celebrity. Needing merit to fuse his soul back together, Xue Jinshi has no choice but to return to his old profession: capturing evil spirits and doing good deeds. On a variety show, the other guests fight for screen time and the center spot, while Xue Jinshi lounges in a chair, unbothered and enjoying a quiet life. In reality, he's keeping a close eye on the little ghost causing trouble behind them. "Tch, how many merit points do I get for sending it off?" When a vengeful ghost appears, the guests scream in terror and faint on the spot. Only Xue Jinshi charges straight to the front without a trace of fear, his eyes shining with alarming intensity. "Is this a vengeful ghost? No, it's a whole pile of merit points!" Before Xue Jinshi appeared on the show, his haters were rubbing their hands together, waiting for him to make trouble again so they could send him straight back to his hometown to farm. Who would have thought he wouldn't infuriate everyone, but would instead become best friends with the director and all the big-name stars? Plates shatter for no reason, footsteps ring out in empty hallways, and black handprints appear out of nowhere... While the guests tremble and scream in terror, the usually laid-back Xue Jinshi is already charging ahead. He snaps off a peachwood branch and sweeps it through the air. One strike breaks every spell, and the vengeful ghost instantly vanishes into dust! Viewers: Holy crap, a master?! I bow to you! Xue Jinshi tosses the peachwood branch aside. "What master? Believe in science!" Film emperor Yan Laichao has suffered from a strange condition since childhood: He can read people's minds and hear ghosts speak. No one knows when the endless voices in his ears will drive him mad. Then, on a variety show, he meets a young celebrity, and the ghostly voices that have haunted him for years abruptly fall silent. A ridiculous fortune-telling prediction from years ago suddenly comes back to him: he will meet a man whose fate is tightly bound to his, and from then on, his terminal illness can be cured. One day, an Officer of Impermanence comes to town to exorcise ghosts and block the road. Xue Jinshi brazenly spirits a vengeful ghost right out from under his nose. Officer of Impermanence: "You've got some nerve." Xue Jinshi smiles and clings to Yan Laichao, completely unafraid. "I've got someone backing me." Yan Laichao gives him a strange look. "Someone... backing you?" #You are my destined one# Reader's Guide: 1. One-on-one, happy ending. A feel-good story with no angst. Both the pursuer and the pursued have extremely powerful golden fingers. 2. Plot and logic bugs are hard to avoid while the novel is ongoing. I'll revise the story after it's complete. 3. The setting is fictionalized, with plenty of invented details. Please don't take it too seriously. Upcoming Novel 1: After Completing the Underworld's KPI, I Got Into Tsinghua University! A hundred years after retiring, Qi Feixing is reborn as a high school boy. Just as he regains his memories, the Underworld summons him back! The population of the Underworld has surged and become difficult to manage, so Qi Feixing has no choice but to accept a rehiring and return to work as Black Impermanence. To address the aging workforce, the Underworld launches a new version of the Book of Life and Death: Study Hard and Catch Ghosts Every Day. A poor student in this life, Qi Feixing is forced to study hard by day and catch evil spirits by night, completing his daily Underworld KPI. And so... By day, Qi Feixing memorizes The Epang Palace Ode, then The Pipa Song; he finishes functions and moves on to geometry... His grades skyrocket. By night, he uses his soul-hook to drag away drowned ghosts and swings his mourning staff at headless ghosts... He throws the wild spirits into chaos. Qi Feixing: I'm exhausted. Catch one fewer ghost, work an extra hundred years. Just as Qi Feixing is about to fail his daily KPI, his new desk mate, Xie Yi, walks over. Qi Feixing looks up and thinks, Whoa! With his weak birth chart and fate as a cursed loner, ghosts flock to him one after another... He's a living, breathing ghost magnet! Qi Feixing: Xie Yi? You're coming with me! Two years later, clutching his award for first place in the Underworld's annual KPI rankings, Qi Feixing walks through Tsinghua's gates with his ghost magnet, Xie Yi, in tow. Xie Yi was born with spiritual sight and can see ghosts. One day, he receives a ghost-sighting report in a dream from an Officer of Impermanence. The officer turns out to be his short-tempered desk mate, so Xie Yi starts reciting spells every day to summon and flirt with him. The day before yesterday, he reported a company boss for keeping a little ghost. Yesterday, he reported a school spirit for disturbing people's minds. Today, he has another report... Qi Feixing, dizzy from overwork, flies over in a fury. "All right, what ghost is it today?" Xie Yi: "My lord, there's a ghost in my heart." Upcoming Novel 2: Help! My Blind Date Is My Ex-Boyfriend in Women's Clothes Description: Lan Yutang has been single for years and has never dated, even since he started working. One day, his mother urges him to settle down, saying a friend is coming over to introduce him to a boyfriend. Lan Yutang's mother: "My Huahua is twenty-three, young and handsome, obedient and sweet, with a great salary. He's considerate, attentive, and smooth-tongued. He'll make an excellent husband!" Her friend: "My son is twenty-six. He has a company and property, takes good care of himself, and is incredibly handsome. He's sophisticated and can cook, too. He'd make a wonderful partner!" Then comes the blind date... Lan Yutang shows up in a full-on shamatte outfit, with a spiky hairstyle, hip-hop clothes, smoky eye makeup, a large tattoo sleeve, and more than a dozen chains jangling from him. His blind date wears big waves and high heels, a white dress, and bright red lipstick. Right in front of him, she tugs at her thigh-high stockings. With cool elegance: "Hello. Nice to meet you." Lan Yutang: "..." #What do I do when my blind date is my ex-boyfriend in women's clothes and I'm dressed like a shamatte?# Yu Shu got hooked on an online game in college and started a long-distance online relationship with a silly guy. They dated for two years, until the other guy disappeared without a word, deleted him as a friend, quit the game, and vanished without a trace. Six years later, at a blind date he never wanted to attend, Yu Shu discovers that his date is none other than his silly ex-boyfriend... He pretends not to recognize him. "You look like my ex-boyfriend." Lan Yutang nervously blurts out, "Hahaha, actually, I'm his uncle." Yu Shu: "..." Later, the legendary figure from the game, Gods and Demons, who vanished five years ago, logs back in at the same time as the partner who once abandoned him! After they get together, Yu Shu asks Lan Yutang why he disappeared without a word back then. Lan Yutang pulls him into his arms and nips him. "You damn well said to my face that you don't like younger guys!" Yu Shu suddenly understands. Before they met in person, his boyfriend had still been an underage seventeen-year-old... Theme: Believe in science.