Shanhai Pet Hospital

Please accept my next book "Guide to Eating Sugar in the Underworld"! ! ! Story 1: "He is waiting for me in the underworld" Mr. Zhu Yu, who works hard and does evil things, I heard that a business tycoon came to report from hell today. Zhu Yu ran to see him happily. "Hey, you're finally dead. Can you stop being too busy reincarnating? I've been looking forward to meeting you for many years. When you were alive, someone summoned a ghost to frame you, but I drove them away." There were a group of cute dog ghosts wagging their tails at his feet, proving that what he said was true. With a face as cold as ice, the gloomy man dug and dug through the memories of his life that were more complicated than a spider web, not beautiful, and even miserable, until he reached his deskmate in high school who was as pure as a little sun. Zhu Yu twisted the skull thermos cup she carried on her back behind her every day and said, "Don't be afraid of death. I will protect you in the underworld from now on. My hell coins are your hell coins." The big guy took advantage of him not paying attention and kicked an entire newly burned paper villa into the river: "Well, I'm not afraid. From now on, I'll rely on classmate Zhu to take care of it." The gloomy and miserable giant attack x the warm and bright underworld Story 2: "My Lover in the Underworld" Yuan You always felt that from childhood to adulthood, there was a ghost who loved him seriously. Otherwise, why would he just pick up a neat box of tributes at his door when he had no money to buy food, with several gold ingots stuffed in it. Otherwise, why would there be a gentle wind blowing away his tears when he was crying, and a few leaves would pat his back. Otherwise, why would he receive an anonymous bouquet of flowers when he graduated, although they were white chrysanthemums. Otherwise, why on the first day of his blind date, a transparent person said aggrievedly in his ear: You are obviously mine. The next day, Yuan You went to work and found that the company's CEO, who had always been reserved and distant, had red eyes. It is easy to leave the soul since childhood, but the love between the good boyfriend Gong X and the ghost lover cannot be explained. Story 3: "Meng Po Soup doesn't work for me" It was late that day, and the school girl was the only one in the study room. A boy walked in. He didn't even look at him and said to him slowly: "This classmate, do you know that we are married for ten generations? We have been a pair since primitive times, mammoths who love each other deeply." There was a group of people outside laughing because he lost a bet to the school bully and they were just playing truth or dare. Unexpectedly, the sculpted school president put down his book and said seriously to the school bully: "Have you finally remembered? I have been waiting for you for a long time. I got here because of you." The school bully who drank Meng Po soup was ineffective and was attacked by the school bully who had a crush on him without knowing it ------ "Shanhai Pet Hospital" copywriting 1 Zhong Yi, who opened a pet hospital in a small town, always thought that he was doing a serious job. Until one day, a big tiger with wings came in late at night and asked him to help with bone-setting massage. He also said that doing a good job will help him introduce more customers. The cat-stick pia in Zhong Yi's hand fell to the ground: "..." 2 Earthquakes in City A continue every afternoon, with the earthquake source as the center shaking in a wave-like pattern. Geologists have failed to detect the earthquake, meteorologists have failed to observe, and foreign experts have spent huge sums of money to do nothing. Until, people saw a little veterinarian coming to the hill in the park and said: "O turtle, my friend said your back is itchy." Pour a bucket of essential oil and the earthquake will miraculously stop. There is also the problem of lingering clouds in City B, the problem of children crying at night in City C, and the problem of not even a blade of grass in City D. It is said that before each settlement, there will be a young man with beautiful appearance. Come to the city with plenty of scratchers, paw sharpeners and chews. 3 At the end of the year, the pet hospital welcomed a long-lost repeat customer, the one who was the first to do bone-setting massage: "I heard that you are very busy this year and earn a lot." Zhong Yi is smoothing the hair of a big Pixiu. The repeat customer added: "I heard that you are afraid of those customers who can eat people, so at a critical moment you will say that I am your boyfriend." Zhong Yi quickly covered Pi Xiu's mouth and tilted his head: "... Who is making such nonsense?" Doctor attacked by X monster Mission: Protect the environment, be kind to animals, and respect the elderly.