[A scheming, outrageously convincing fake-sweetheart bottom x a wily top who can see right through the act]
Programmer Sheng Chi woke up one morning and discovered he had transmigrated into a book.
All-Purpose Expert was a power fantasy about a full-dive online game, and he'd become the game boss who dies in the very first chapter.
As the one-of-a-kind NPC responsible for advancing the game's storyline, Sheng Chi was different from the other NPCs: when killed, he wouldn't respawn. He would die for real.
Luckily, he could move around freely. To stay alive, Sheng Chi decided to change the storyline.
First step: get close to the male lead.
To keep anyone from discovering his identity, Sheng Chi exploited a loophole to make himself a demoness avatar as a secret identity.
Pei Yushi, the arrogant male lead of All-Purpose Expert, was a top game streamer with tens of millions of fans.
Lately, his fans had noticed that someone seemed to be pestering their streamer.
That healer's face was so heavily customized she looked like an influencer. Her voice was sickeningly sweet, and she was so shameless she could give the Great Wall a run for its money.
The fans cried out, “Girl, keep laying it on any thicker and we're gonna puke!”
After running into her thirteen times in one day, Pei Yushi could no longer stand it and stopped avoiding her.
Sheng Chi: “Big brooo, add me on WeChat and I'll show you something pretty~”
Pei Yushi added her at once, then immediately reported her to the anti-pornography authorities.
After filing the report, she sent him a file titled:
[Arhat Cave Raid Guide. Three minutes ahead of the entire server, just for you~]
Pei Yushi: “?”
Sheng Chi asked eagerly, “Big bro, do you like what you see?”
Later, a healer joined Pei Yushi's team.
She spoke in an unbearably sugary, fake-sweet way. She wasn't much of a person, but her skills were razor-sharp.
As a boss with ambitions, Sheng Chi took an unconventional route.
He was a natural at exploiting loopholes and bugs during dungeon raids. Under his leadership, the team broke record after record.
Everyone was impressed, except...
During a raid, Teammate 1 said, “I'm marked! Healer, heal me!”
Teammate 1 dropped dead in despair. “What are you doing, healer?!”
Sheng Chi, looking world-weary with a cigarette between his lips, hammered the boss with his staff, his eyes red with jealousy.
“Let you respawn? Let you respawn? Let you respawn!”
After the boss went down, he tossed his hair and looked around in confusion. “Who was calling me just now?”
Under Sheng Chi's leadership, the male lead's team went further and further astray, and the free-roaming storyline veered so far off course it lost its way.
Just as he was starting to breathe easy, Pei Yushi suddenly confessed his feelings.
Sheng Chi looked at his demoness avatar and rubbed his face.
Facing death, he used his real voice. “Hi. I'm actually a man.”
Pei Yushi smiled. “Wow, that's even more exciting~”
Later, a game update cleared out the bugs. Panicked, Sheng Chi fled and hid in his own dungeon, playing dead.
Pei Yushi put out a bounty and searched for him everywhere, even calling in favors with the game's officials.
The officials looked at the user data, utterly bewildered. “Isn't this our secret dungeon boss?”
Reader's guide:
1. Parallel world, both are each other's first and only, no romance with the 'female lead.'
2. This story draws on several online games. If any of the settings seem familiar, we probably play the same game.
Up next:
After Falling for Three Big Shots Online at Once
Description:
Chi Xi had dominated the game Gods and Demons for years, holding the top spot on the PVP rankings with no one able to challenge him.
Until one sunny afternoon, burning with a high fever but determined to play in the arena, he faced three cheating jerks who clearly teamed up without permission and ended his 99-win streak.
Chi Xi was so furious he landed in the hospital.
He promptly reported them, but the official System rejected his complaint, so he came up with another plan.
Question: How can you make three cheating dogs cry their eyes out and never dare play again?
Answer: Lure them in, make them fall for you, then reveal who you are and dump them all!
Chi Xi immediately reincarnated as his cute-girl alt and decided to hit the three guys with a wave of sugary attacks.
He did everything he could, spending money and time and giving them all the emotional support they could want. He charmed the three jerks into granting every request.
When their feelings had grown strong, he arranged to meet them in person, all while plotting in the shadows.
Xia Xuzhou had been sick for years. As a volunteer patient, he took part in the classified project for the game Mountains and Seas.
He experienced the game like an ordinary person, regularly raiding dungeons and fighting in the arena, and eventually made it to the top of the rankings.
He thought his gaming career would stay boring forever, until one day a girl in full beginner gear bumped into him and claimed he'd wronged her.
After that, he kept meeting her everywhere, at every possible time, in all sorts of strange positions.
She fell in love with him at first sight, adored him at second sight, and wanted to become his in-game partner at third sight.
She seemed so sincere and heartwarming... if she hadn't been flirting with all three of his accounts at once.
Xia Xuzhou: I think capital is setting me up.
The night before their in-person meeting, Xia Xuzhou thought it over all night but decided to go and come clean.
As soon as he reached the city, he received a private message from her while getting off the plane.
[Do you remember that solo queue match on June 3, 2025, at 5:34 p.m.?]
[Did you have fun teaming up with those two other people to gang up on me?]
[Cheater and teaming-up dog trying to date online? In your next life!]
In this unfamiliar city, all three of Xia Xuzhou's accounts received the same two-part gift: a block and a delete.
A stubborn troublemaker who puts on a show anywhere, anytime × a split-personality top
Theme: Anything is possible.
If you don't want to update it, just solve v and don't delay it, okay?
Madam, are you coming back for dinner? If I hadn't read it recently, I would have forgotten about this book. I said that I had been following a lot of serials before, but why did I start to have a book shortage inexplicably?
No, can we solve v [split]
I am constantly fighting with the administrators, and I just want to force them to give me a remedy. If you don't come back to deal with it, I will let your editor keep looking for you.
No more updates, is it because I wore a book? [Changed]
It's really about to break [crack] Why is it like this again and again! Another update! Which book is this! ? [Cheek support]
No matter what your reasons are, if you don't accept the leave and the game disappears, I have already sent a short message to the customer service. I have pinned this book to the top from the time I saw the book until now. As a result, you just wasted my emotional time and money and blocked me. I will never read any of your works in the future.
I'm convinced. I was already bored after going to work all day, and my head was buzzing after being noised by the children all day. When I saw you at night, you still didn't disappear without explaining, and you were playing with me.
No more tricks, can you come back and fill this hole first? It's October, and it will be November soon. From summer to winter, I am scratching my head and want to know the follow-up.
NmNext time I will definitely read the comments before reading the novel
If you don't want to update it, just solve v and don't delay it, okay?
Madam, are you coming back for dinner? If I hadn't read it recently, I would have forgotten about this book. I said that I had been following a lot of serials before, but why did I start to have a book shortage inexplicably?
No, can we solve v [split]
I am constantly fighting with the administrators, and I just want to force them to give me a remedy. If you don't come back to deal with it, I will let your editor keep looking for you.
No more updates, is it because I wore a book? [Changed]
It's really about to break [crack] Why is it like this again and again! Another update! Which book is this! ? [Cheek support]
No matter what your reasons are, if you don't accept the leave and the game disappears, I have already sent a short message to the customer service. I have pinned this book to the top from the time I saw the book until now. As a result, you just wasted my emotional time and money and blocked me. I will never read any of your works in the future.
I'm convinced. I was already bored after going to work all day, and my head was buzzing after being noised by the children all day. When I saw you at night, you still didn't disappear without explaining, and you were playing with me.
No more tricks, can you come back and fill this hole first? It's October, and it will be November soon. From summer to winter, I am scratching my head and want to know the follow-up.
NmNext time I will definitely read the comments before reading the novel