[Honkai: Star Rail/Genshin Impact] 100 Ways for Players to Die

[The first part is complete. It's an episodic story, so feel free to pick the parts you want to read. Every run except the final week is fairly complete.] I am a noble player, but I'm terribly unlucky. I get a random identity each time, start from the most advantageous position, then end up dying in all kinds of spectacular ways. Pre-spending achievements: “Child Cursed by the Mother Goddess,” “Medicine Seeker Who Perished Beneath the Arrows of Light,” “Incompetent One Buried by the Red Sands,” “Expelled from Celestia, Deformed, Heartless, and Mindless”... I charge ahead confidently, fail miserably, struggle frantically, and am forced to die. Damn it, I'm done with this. I'm paying to change my fate. Post-spending achievements: “Second Master of the Tower Lost to the Gale,” “May You Rest in Peace, Sleeper of the Unstirred,” “The Tuner Who Returned to the Stars, the One and Only Saint,” “A Thousand Years of Bedrock, a Night and Day for Bulrushes” And I die again and again. Heh. What's the **difference** supposed to be?! I give a cold laugh and call the head of the game company. [Imaginary Tree: Sis, I told you I'd give you a GM account. You still don't want one?] “I want one now!” I grit my teeth. I used to think my story would be about a loser making a comeback, but Heaven never gave me the chance. All I can do is lie flat and give up. “Bro Tree, I'm struggling here, please carry me.” (sincerely) [Enable run inheritance?] [Yes] Special achievements: “Tianyuan, Amber, Preservation: Nothing Remains,” “Elopement, Replacement, Past and Present... You Really Know Your Melodrama,” “Sleep, Sleep, Sleep: The Universe Explodes,” “When the Origin Returns, the Throne Changes Hands”... Reader's guide: First-person narration. The protagonist is in perfectly good mental health. The protagonist is a real player. Just think of them as a higher-dimensional being. Maybe there'll be romance? The player doesn't always get it. The characters belong to the game; any OOC is my fault. Please mind your preferences. Theme: Unlucky from the start, trying to turn things around, then giving up