[Cthulhu] The Gods' Go-To Keeper

I accidentally got tricked by Nyarlathotep's honeyed words, and my drunk grandpa conned me into working for the Cthulhu Mythos.

He said it was to build up my survival skills.

My survival skills have indeed improved by leaps and bounds, and I can even cuddle and kiss nonhumans, but I really don't want to work!!!

Also, Grandpa, apart from editing videos and controlling comments and deleting bullet comments, what use is your System???

And I'm an unlicensed Keeper, so I can only apologize to those poor players... Wait, I can't even feel sorry for you! You bunch of damned troublemakers!

Keep your hands off my NPCs! Stop trying to charm every pretty face you see!

There's really nothing in this basement, so why are you throwing a grenade in there!

Seriously, how did you manage to deduce that an assisting NPC was the final boss... I can't take it anymore. You're so hopeless, I can't save you! Aaaaaah!

It's all these troublemakers' fault that I did such a terrible job running the game and got forced into the next session as a player. Sob!

I'm in tears. Life is not worth it.

P.S. Grandpa is doing it “for my own good.” We're related by blood, but he's actually my ancestor.

There's a System, though it's a good-for-nothing piece of junk (this book is basically absurd comedy).

Half of “my” soul is in Guixu. I can't die, and my body can be remodeled however I like. Basically, I'm nonhuman, with rock-bottom morals and a chaotic neutral alignment. The characters' values don't represent the author's values. If that's not your thing, don't read.

The gods in the earliest myths of the Huaxia pantheon were also savage and primitive, with their bestial nature dominant. Think of this as a prehistoric version.

This book is just for fun, so please take the tabletop game content with a grain of salt... I've watched tabletop game videos for three or four years, but I've never actually played.

Theme: Nonhumans are my god!