[Genshin Impact] How Many Boyfriends Have I Had Now?

[Next up: "[Genshin Impact] What's Wrong with Wanting to Complete the Dating Game's Entire Romance Collection?"] [Upcoming: "Do You Have a Problem with Fluffy Things? [Various Genshin Impact Characters]" and "Senior Sister Thinks This Won't Do". Their blurbs are below.] [Blurb] If I were to count all my romantic experiences since being reincarnated, I could talk for three days and three nights. And somehow, I seem to have a pretty high chance of running into scumbags? For example, there was that squinty-eyed guy in Snezhnaya who used me to climb the ranks, then dumped me, and that lunatic in Sumeru who wouldn't stop clinging to me. Even the obedient little kitten who usually listened to me dumped me after learning I planned to leave him. Damn it, is it my fault that my lifespan is shorter than his? Luckily, though, I've also met some normal people, so I haven't developed an overwhelming fear of falling in love again. Looking at the handsome men in front of me, I found myself feeling something rare: indecision. So, who should I choose as my next romantic partner? As for that question some people keep asking me: Sorry, I've really lost count of how many ex-boyfriends I've had. * The story features a series of one-on-one relationships. The love interests include, but aren't limited to, the ones mentioned above. Pretty girls are all just friends. The final pairing hasn't been decided yet; everyone will have to fight for their place in the love triangle. There will definitely be out-of-character moments, especially for Kaveh, the Doctor, and the Regrator, who are all still just distant possibilities. First-person narration. The timeline serves the plot and will definitely be adjusted, so don't get hung up on it. The author has eaten the timeline. Here is my completed story: "[Genshin Impact] Having Three Scaramouches at Once" [Blurb for "The Dating Game's Entire Romance Collection"] As a top-tier player of romance games, Andos always opens all eight hundred save files and plays every route for every love interest in parallel. But the game Love and Teyvat became the biggest failure of her life! She'd maxed out everyone's affection and hadn't missed a single affection event, yet she got a bad ending! Every single character gave her a bad ending! Those awful men even asked her ridiculous questions like, "Do you like me or him?" and "Are you treating me as a substitute for someone else?" She loved all her wives equally! These guys were so clueless. Damn it! Looking at the collection of bad endings she'd gathered in her first playthrough, Andos could feel the pressure inside her skull rising. Refusing to give up, the determined player started a second playthrough. I refuse to believe I can't get even one happy ending. Looking at the new collection of bad endings she'd gathered in her second playthrough, Andos couldn't smile. ...A certain kind of plant. So she really couldn't get one after all. "Can gods cry?" "I guess they can. Look at Andos. She cries all the time, doesn't she?" "I guess so." ...Don't call me out by name, you awful Traveler! I'm crying because I can't get the happy endings I want, all right?! [Blurb for "Senior Sister Thinks This Won't Do"] Zhen Yi, the senior disciple of Qingfeng Sect, reached the Golden Core realm at a young age and was free-spirited and dashing. Lately, she had become the talk of the cultivation world. She was satisfied with everything, until a letter from her family arrived from Yi City. In the letter, her grandfather said she had a fiance, chosen for her in childhood, who was waiting to marry her. But when she was little, she'd played a wedding game with the neighbor boy and married eight wives. Her grandfather had clearly laughed delightedly at the time, and had never once mentioned this engagement. Zhen Yi crumpled the letter into a ball to destroy the evidence, then opened the door and found the junior fellow disciple she'd only just coaxed into agreeing to become her Dao companion yesterday. Now here's the question: how should she bring this up with her junior fellow disciple? Theme: Growing up can be painful, but it brings even greater rewards.