I Didn't Want This Either, and There's Nothing I Can Do

As for the things the ministers say about me, I don't want things to be this way either. I can't help it.

But what can I do? I'm the emperor. So says Feng Quan.

My ascension to the throne wasn't like that of an ordinary prince.

Because I was a guaranteed admit

My father personally gave birth to me, which is why my name is so outrageously and embarrassingly edgy.

I have my fairy queen mother to thank for everything.

I'm not joking. My mother really is a fairy.

My father's harem includes women who transmigrated and women who were reborn, some with Systems and some with pocket dimensions. He's even had a male protagonist who transmigrated with a System and tried to start a rebellion.

When I was little, I always thought my father was incredible. How could an ordinary man suppress so many supernatural beings?

By the way, I'm also a transmigrator, and my mother even gave me the System from that male protagonist who tried to rebel.

I even made myself an empress.

Note: The narration switches between first and third person. I lie a lot. It's a feel-good power fantasy, and probably a short story. Yu Qi is the empress I made up, basically an alt account.

Theme: Just laugh it off.