[Genshin Impact] The Player Is Being Inhuman Again Today

"Genshin Impact has launched a brand-new series of full-dive games! All you need is a VR device and a full-dive game pod to enjoy intimate contact with your favorite character! The games cater to all ages and offer complete freedom to play. It's an unprecedented, brand-new open-world adventure!" I stared at the ad for a long time, then promptly placed an order and climbed into the full-dive game pod as soon as it was delivered. Genshin Impact is so much fun, and exploring the open world is fantastic. The only downside is that new players are so fragile. Even a single Hilichurl club can kill me, and Paimon's shriek when she sees my HP in the red gets repeated so often, I could record it and play it on loop wherever I go. Paimon: "Oh no, oh no! Xiaojiu flirted with Barbara and got taken away by the Knights!" Aether: "!" Paimon: "Oh no, oh no! Xiaojiu flirted with Yun Jin and got arrested by the Millelith!" Aether: "." Paimon: "Oh no, oh no! Xiaojiu flirted with Ayaka and got taken away by the Yashiro Commission!" Aether: "..." -- Everyone says Traveler Aether has it tough. His companions and guide are one idiot and one glutton, and neither of them is any use. Out of kindness, Mondstadt's Cavalry Captain even gave Aether a copy of The Five-Year-Old's Complete Guide to Common Sense. On their travels, his companion chases cats and dogs, pursues chickens and ducks, and has no idea how strong they are. They nearly manage to collect every way to die in Teyvat, so Aether is either saving someone or on his way to save someone. Thankfully, his companion improves quickly, and the player's level keeps rising. Their suicidal antics finally begin to decrease, but their lustful nature hasn't stopped one bit. They're brazen with girls and even more pushy with boys. Their reputation as an idiot fades, only for their infamy as a lecherous fiend to spread anew. Aether: "...This is even worse than being an idiot. Could you please act like a decent person?" Theme: Full-dive gaming, where reality and illusion intertwine.